randsam

the price of return for a stolen cookie

we would like our randsam for that cookie!

by Peach Pitt January 31, 2004

randsome

when good looking guys are drunk/intoxicated and then taken home by ugly girls

rand*some (transitive verb)
"What happened to Mike last night?"
"Oh dude, he got taken randsome by that ugly girl at the 4th bar we were at."

by AndrewJM82 November 7, 2013

randamn

another way of saying "random" but it;s like saying random and DAMNN put together.

"it;s randamn time ! Wooooot !"

"you are SO randamn"

"i lalaLOVE being randamn"

"girl:woahhh !
friend:you are randamn. ahhhaha"

by xiFLyJanna May 9, 2009

Randsom

When the ransom amount and/or object being held for ransom are either of insignificant importance or else seemingly chosen at random.

Alternatively used by people too stupid to spell ransom.

He held my left shoe for a randsom of my right shoe.

by DEVERALL December 19, 2008

randisamy

Random at any given time.

Ronnie is very random But i like his RANDISAMY.

by Townsendtunes June 2, 2018

randammunition

the random thoughts going through your head which you then verbalize. only occurs in moments of extreme frustration, sayings contain random things which are then joined together, making a satisfied insult

this piece of fucking turd sucks diarrhoea out of a donkeys dick, then barfs up shit all over itself before getting anal raped by a monkey in a baseball cap jacking off a cayote untill it cums spreading blue jizz from its blue balls over the turd, thus being randammunition

by kyranist July 8, 2011

randamakled

the expression on a mans face after witnessing that the women they were admiring from a distance is actualy a man

"I was so randamakled whe i saw that she was a man"

by DuckDave September 19, 2011