jerkcity

Jerkcity is the best webcomic ever, update d daily. It chronicles the lives of Rands, Spigot, Pants, Deuce, and their largely homosexual friends.

Typical strips include Unix jokes, cocksucking jokes, fat jokes, and everything else that other webcomics lack.
Jerkcity is made using MS Comic Chat; the creator of Jerkcity was almost killed in the 9/11 disaster.

"Bubble-lipped faggotronics"

jerkcity by t spigot May 12, 2004

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pure genius

I hate it when they don't take it out right away, like, enough already, but he's all "actually I need to finish" so I just bend there and take it "Hmm, I'll be done in a minute" while I have that dopey bored look on my face.

I'll have a croissandwich and a glass of rape!

jerkcity by toten sonntag February 11, 2004

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Jerkcity

The worst web comic in existance. Nobody laughs because it is funny; it is so blatantly un-funny that it is laughable.

That one comic was OK, but the other one was trash - pure Jerkcity.

Jerkcity by dndndn September 26, 2004

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Jerkocity

A person who acts like a jerk in excess. It the word jerk to the next level. Jerkocity is kind of a word your would describe lots of people.

This lady is bringing on a while new level of jerkocity!

Jerkocity by Olive245 December 1, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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