Randallize 

In cooking terms, to burn a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is inedible; or to perform some other act of gross incompetence.

If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of refried beans, you may be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.

Randallize by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

Randallize 

The act of telling someone, like a boss or friend, that you will be arriving at a certain time, only to send a text 2 hours late explaining why you couldn't make it. Thus making yourself look like an ass.

Boss: " When did he say he would be in?"
Employee: " 8:00 am sir."
- 10:30 am
Employee: " Sir, he just texted me saying he had to take his grandma to her funeral."
Boss: " Dammit he Randallized us."

Randallize by FlopJock June 30, 2020

randallize 

To ask a question you already know the answer, just to make yourself feel smarter or to monopolize the conversation.

That new guy is always ranallizing the conversation. I hate his guts.

randallize by Randy May 13, 2005

randalize

South Dakotan slang term originating from the Chamberlain/Oacoma area, circa 2002.

An act of gross incompetence which results in utter distaster. A wanton act of stupidity. Unintentional destruction brought about by sheer lack of common sense.

He thought it would be cool to repaint his car using fourty cans of spray paint, but all he did was completely randalize the damned thing...

Dude, if you leave that cheeseburger frying on the grill for half an hour, all you're going to do is randalize it!

If you don't put the drain plug back in the oil pan after you change the oil in the car, you're going to randalize the engine, idiot!

randalize by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

randalling

To artfully avoid answering personal questions by slightly changing the topic, or by replying with a related question, in such a way that the person who asked the initial question is unaware of what has just happened. This style was first made (in)famous as the signature move of one Dr. Randall, following its identification and labeling by a brilliant and eloquent coworker, circa 2008. It then spread across the Western United States in the coming decade. Legend has it that said coworker, despite having developed a great friendship with the elusive Dr. Randall, has nevertheless never been invited into his home.

During the interrogation, he was randalling himself out of the question of where we has on the night of the murder. The cop ended up admitting to the crime himself!

randalling by LuluMcWordsmith June 3, 2014

Randalized 

Rand Paul's effect on the middle class

Your working for less because you've been Randalized

Randalized by HillbillyReport July 22, 2010

Randallism 

(ran-dul-izm) noun: 1.belief that Randall is greater than all other people. 2. A cult formed by the good people of Bostwana worshiping the total pwnage of Randall over all other forms of life and intelligenge.

The Randallism movement has spread his pwnage all over Southern Africa.

Randallism by King Randall July 16, 2008