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Quooq

The act of shitting so hard that you queef.
I heard my girlfriend quooq while she was in the bathroom. Then I threw up.
by QuooqMasterP October 18, 2012
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quoomer

a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.

Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
Judith Butler is the mother of all quoomers.
by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022
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Quoo

A person that believes their friends when they come up with a fake word that they claim is indeed in the dictionary.
Josh is such a Quoo for thinking that was a word!
by Domo1016 April 1, 2015
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quook

A combination of shook and quaking meaning ultimate surprise and fear
I'm quook, there are so many people here
by Quooking September 20, 2017
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tu quoque fallacy

(LOGIC) a logical fallacy in which a person defends against an allegation by accusing an adversary of doing the same thing. It's a classic douchebag move because it implies that the speaker has a RIGHT to be a douchebag, by virtue of the fact that someone ELSE is being a douchebag.

From Latin, for "you, too."

WHY IT'S BAD
Suppose A is accused of terrorism. He reacts by accusing B, his enemy, of terrorism. Now, it's possible (but unlikely) that A actually chose this argument knowing he was totally innocent. More likely he wants to claim that his terrorism is PROVOKED. In effect, he's saying, "I have to do this, or I'm entitled to do this, because B did it first."

First, as logic it's a red herring. But what makes it douchebaggery rather than just another wartime propaganda tactic, is that it's MORALLY irrelevant as well as LOGICALLY irrelevant. The victims of terrorism almost never have any material control over either perpetrator ever.
ANNA: Abu Yahya, I don't know if your definition of "tu quoque fallacy" belongs in the Urban Dictionary. This isn't Wikipedia, you know.

ABU YAHYA: The reason I did is that I see all the time people using the rationale that, because somebody else did something bad to me, therefore I get to do something similar to anybody. It's sort of like sloppy revenge.

ANNA: Like men punishing random women because their girlfriends allegedly did something shitty to them?

ABU YAHYA: Actually, that's a perfect example of a tu quoque!
by Abu Yahya June 3, 2010
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quooketh

the combination of being shooketh and quaking
Penelope saw such a great film; she was quooketh.
by hey.its.penelope January 23, 2018
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Quoodlarion

Is an S.T.D that eats from the outside in. It affects the female vagina or the anal area of a male. This disease is mention to kill its victum within 2 days. There is no cure. It is only obtained by being raped. It's the side effect of a penis being rammed, or shoved in the vagina or anus of a raped victum aginst their will.
After Jenny told Tommy no sex. Tommy proceeded to have sex anyway if Jenny liked it or not. She was raped and diagnost with Quoodlarion.
by Niel Samdericttiontion March 24, 2009
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