Quietstep 

When dubstep is played at a low volume. either in a car or from a small device.

Damn dude! check out the drop in this quietstep

Quietstep by wobbleguy November 26, 2010

sour apple quickstep 

Delightful euphamism for diarrhoea

'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'

sour apple quickstep by Toni J January 14, 2008

Backdoor Green Apple Quicksteps 

Diarrhea. Specifically, the gut wrenching stomach twisting kind of diarrhea that results from an over-indulgence of green apples or food poisoning. It's characterized by arapid and often unexpected onset.

That meal gave me a bad case of the backdoor green apple quicksteps.

Backdoor Green Apple Quicksteps by (]ieHar[) May 14, 2009

Kansas quickstep 

The runs.

"He's got a case of the Kansas quickstep"

R. A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

Kansas quickstep by Zy The Fly February 6, 2009

bombay quickstep 

Having the needs to urgently visit the toilet, the runs, the trots.

Joseph ate something spicey last night, that has clearly given him the bombay quickstep

bombay quickstep by Stormtrooper X October 30, 2017

Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps 

Diarrhea where each step results in an additional shart.

Wife: What the hell happened to your boxers and pants?

Husband: Your mother's cooking gave me the Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps. Those last few steps on the way to the bathroom were brutal. Good thing I was wearing socks.

Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps by HymieG December 30, 2010

Green Apple Quickstep 

Squirty shits that often result in eating an Apple before its ripe. Usually come on quickly and without warning. Causing the victim to make a run for the nearest crapper.

Look at that stinky Pedro run, boy must have a case of the Green Apple Quickstep.

Green Apple Quickstep by its426 October 22, 2003