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Backdoor Green Apple Quicksteps 

Diarrhea. Specifically, the gut wrenching stomach twisting kind of diarrhea that results from an over-indulgence of green apples or food poisoning. It's characterized by arapid and often unexpected onset.

That meal gave me a bad case of the backdoor green apple quicksteps.

Backdoor Green Apple Quicksteps by (]ieHar[) May 14, 2009