trots

harness racing (the word "trots" being a reference to the "trotting" gait of horses)

At the trots it is better for the horse you bet on to have the cold sit rather than the death seat.

by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008

trots

n. Diarrhoea.

"Yo, I need to get to the bathroom, I got myself a case of the trots.", or, "All that junk food gave me the trots."

by Harry Dicks November 18, 2002

trots

Loose bowels. The drizzly shits.

Braughton got the trots in her office and didn't make it to the can. This is one of those sent-from-Heaven events that embarrasses the most arrogant of soccer moms.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

trots

Being in the temporary condition of having one wicked ass case of diarrhea where you are unable to be away from a toilet for more than five minutes without some form of preventative measures such as five Imodium AD which is loraprimide sodium HCL. This binds the liquid matter making it possible to avoid depends and function and or sleep. The trots can refer to a faction of the diarrhea family known as sterroreha. (Spelling ?) It is when your bowel movement is not total liquid and chunks fly out and hit the water making noise and sound like some hard soled shoes hitting the ground as someone trots down the sidewalk. The sounds of the matter hitting the water reflects a pattern simmilar to foot steps.

"How are you feeling today honey?"
"My Crohn's disease is acting up. I have some symptoms still which can be dealt with with my pills but the one thing holding me back from work is a gnarly case of the trots. I can't go away from the toilet for more than five minutes. Can you pick up some Imodium AD for me? I am sick of feeling bloated and my ass is chapped from wiping ten times a day. Gotta love those trots."

by Bib Fortuna July 15, 2007

trots

Loose bowels. The drizzy shits.

Braughton got the trots at her office this morning and didn't make it to the can.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

trots

Usually, a slang word meaning a pair of pants, For example: jeans or slacks. Sometimes used in place of the word, pants.

1. After he accidentally spilled a glass of water in his lap, he had to wait for his trots to dry out before he could go outside. 2. The boy had to wait for his trots to dry after being hit by a squirt gun.

by Buddy Dog January 31, 2019

front door trots

1.)menstruation
2.)see John Kerry

1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?

by fucwad March 17, 2004