8 definition by Stormtrooper X

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The art of being a major gobshite or many people gobshiteing
Ive had enough of all this gobshitery
by Stormtrooper X October 22, 2017

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Using the loo, on the log flume
Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon
by Stormtrooper X October 30, 2017

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Having the needs to urgently visit the toilet, the runs, the trots.
Joseph ate something spicey last night, that has clearly given him the bombay quickstep
by Stormtrooper X October 30, 2017

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A large looking or cavernous vagina
She's got a fanny like a pulled out fireplace!
by Stormtrooper X October 07, 2017

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To go far a massive dump
He's been in there for hours, he must be tarmacing the drive
by Stormtrooper X March 08, 2018

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A place where twats are known to frequent

I.e. large retail outlet
What a twatery that place is
by Stormtrooper X October 20, 2017

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A large council owned salt dome used for storing salt for gritting roads during the winter.
Cor blimey its cold, lets all gather in the community igloo
by Stormtrooper X March 11, 2018

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