Someone who is quick to be randomly slow at processing any information. You can be stoned and become this.(lack of common sense)
guy1:hey what the hell! Drive on the right side of the road
guy2:huh, man I am drivin'?????
guy1:Wow dude would you stop being such a quicktard.
guy2:huh, man I am drivin'?????
guy1:Wow dude would you stop being such a quicktard.
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A retarded person that has the last name "Quintin". Usually this person is described as oblivious to what's going on, sometime thinking something bad is good, and just overall retarded.
Quintard: "Okay guys, quite down. Here's your test. No cheating."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."
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"Actually, quicksand is just sand, but it's just a bit runnier."
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2)Quicksand(Situation)-Situation where no matter what you do, things only get worse. Even if you are trying your hardest to make things better.
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2)Quicksand(Situation)-Situation where no matter what you do, things only get worse. Even if you are trying your hardest to make things better.
Example 1:
Bill: Hey watch your step.
Bob:What...*steps in quicksand* Ahh! What is this?!
Bill: You just fell into some quicksand!
Bob: Bummer...*sinks*
Example 2:
Bill: Ah poop...
Bob: Hey what's the matter?
Bill: It's my wife, no matter what I do our marriage seems to break away.
Bob: Well there's only one solution.*Pulls out gun*
Bill: O_o*sigh*
Bill: Hey watch your step.
Bob:What...*steps in quicksand* Ahh! What is this?!
Bill: You just fell into some quicksand!
Bob: Bummer...*sinks*
Example 2:
Bill: Ah poop...
Bob: Hey what's the matter?
Bill: It's my wife, no matter what I do our marriage seems to break away.
Bob: Well there's only one solution.*Pulls out gun*
Bill: O_o*sigh*
by Tasty Poptarts December 10, 2009
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