Definitions by photojenna

bait-and-switch baby 

Your friend's children who are so well behaved and perfect, it lulls you into thinking parenthood is easy and into having one of your own-- which will inevitably be very, very misbehaved.

Don't let Larry and Rory's new bait-and-switch baby fool you, you're not ready to have kids!

bait-and-switch baby by photojenna June 30, 2008

social quicksand 

A person who sucks you into a long and boring pointless conversation you want no part of, and you have no way to get out of.

Sorry I was late, hon, the woman behind me in line at the market sucked me into a social quicksand.

social quicksand by photojenna June 30, 2008