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Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.
Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!
by Skelwor May 13, 2009

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It's what's for dinner.
Beef: it's what's for dinner.
by Skelwor August 21, 2009

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A song about an ice mountain paradise by the band Rush.
"I listened to Xanadu the other day."
"Oh hey, I love that song!"
by Skelwor May 11, 2009

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To move fast and work rapidly, or to deliver hookers to their customers.
Oh man, it's 10:45! I gotta haul ass!

That pimp makes money hauling ass.
by Skelwor August 14, 2009

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When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.
Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.
by Skelwor August 10, 2009

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Hug emoticon.
Hug? O=(^_^)=O
by Skelwor June 15, 2009

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When someone writes his/her own name in cursive, usually illegible.
Guy1: Awesome! I got Kristen Stewart's signature!
Guy2: How can you tell? I can't read it.
Guy1: Well, I saw her sign it.
by Skelwor March 16, 2009

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