Skelwor's definitions

zygomorphic

A word you looked up because you saw it in a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon of the two playing Scrabble.

Zygomorphic? What the hell does that mean?

by Skelwor May 28, 2009

Gonome

A Headcrab Zombie's second stage of mutation, appearing only in Half-Life: Opposing Force.

If a Headcrab Zombie isn't killed, it turns into a Gonome.

by Skelwor December 9, 2009

quicksand

Just sand, but you can get trapped and suffocate in it.

"Oh no! Help! I'm trapped in quicksand! I'm about to drown!"
"Actually, quicksand is just sand, but it's just a bit runnier."
"Oh hey, I didn't know that. That's pretty cool. Gurgle"

by Skelwor September 7, 2009

Breasts

The "sophisticated" term for boobs or tits. Takes out the attractiveness out of them!

"He tried to touch my breasts..."
"Ugh, just say boobs or something!"

by Skelwor May 13, 2009

bed and breakfats

The result when you attempt to search "bed and breakfast" on Urban Dictionary and misspell it.

Oops! Instead of typing "bed and breakfast" I typed "bed and breakfats" and got to this page, giving a perfect example!

by Skelwor June 3, 2009

Billy Mays

Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.

Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!

by Skelwor May 13, 2009

Antivirus Plus

A virus that imitates real security software and "scans" your computer, giving bogus viruses in an attempt to scare you into giving them your credit card number.

Antivirus plus? What's that? Oh no! 32 threats found? Malicious software detected? Here's my credit card number! Charge me any amount you'd like!

by Skelwor January 25, 2010