beef

It's what's for dinner.

Beef: it's what's for dinner.

by Skelwor August 21, 2009

offense

When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.

Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.

by Skelwor August 10, 2009

Norwalk

A small town in Iowa.

Person 1: So how's Norwalk?
Person 2: Kind of small, but not as slow as most think.

by Skelwor February 01, 2009

haul ass

To move fast and work rapidly, or to deliver hookers to their customers.

Oh man, it's 10:45! I gotta haul ass!

That pimp makes money hauling ass.

by Skelwor August 14, 2009

Gonome

A Headcrab Zombie's second stage of mutation, appearing only in Half-Life: Opposing Force.

If a Headcrab Zombie isn't killed, it turns into a Gonome.

by Skelwor December 09, 2009

zygomorphic

A word you looked up because you saw it in a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon of the two playing Scrabble.

Zygomorphic? What the hell does that mean?

by Skelwor May 28, 2009

quicksand

Just sand, but you can get trapped and suffocate in it.

"Oh no! Help! I'm trapped in quicksand! I'm about to drown!"
"Actually, quicksand is just sand, but it's just a bit runnier."
"Oh hey, I didn't know that. That's pretty cool. Gurgle"

by Skelwor September 07, 2009