quacktard
quacktard by shutyourmouth April 22, 2010
quatard
pronounced ka'tard.
1.One who is so stupid he is dumber than a retard.
2.A word stonger than retard.
3.-ed, When a situation or something is so stupid or annoying.
1.One who is so stupid he is dumber than a retard.
2.A word stonger than retard.
3.-ed, When a situation or something is so stupid or annoying.
1.Man that guy is a total quatard, he has hook-on phonics and connect math.
2.James isn't retarded he a fucking quatard!
3. Our football team lost 41-0 agian that's fucking quatarded.
2.James isn't retarded he a fucking quatard!
3. Our football team lost 41-0 agian that's fucking quatarded.
quatard by king of rock November 3, 2006
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Quacktastrophe
When a duck's "quacking" sound produces disastrous events; such as earthquakes, tsunamis, and floods.
I know it's rare for a quacktastrophe to happen, but I still avoid ducks and hide whenever I hear a "quack" to protect myself.
Quacktastrophe by Wandersfull June 1, 2014
Quaytarded
When quayvon is being so retarded and thinking he can roast you in the group chat in the middle of class
Quaytarded by IFloodedtheChiplotleBathroom October 15, 2018
quailtard
Quailtard is a word combining "Quail," a mid-sized game bird of the pheasant family, and "tard," a contraction of the noun "retard," an often offensive word used to describe the mentally challenged, or retarded. First used on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]. The word was used in humorous reference to the farm-raised quail released for hunting by Vice President, Dick Cheney, and others on Katharine Armstrong's south Texas ranch. On February 11, 2006, while hunting these quail, Cheney accidentally shot hunting companion, Harry M. Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, TX, with his 28 gauge shotgun from a reported distance of thirty yards.
Among the many aspects of the story that became fodder for late night television comedians, were the quail themselves, and the whole idea of such staged hunting.
Among the many aspects of the story that became fodder for late night television comedians, were the quail themselves, and the whole idea of such staged hunting.
"Look, the mere fact that we're even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quailtards is letting the quail know 'how' we're hunting them."
- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Monday, February 13, 2006
- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Monday, February 13, 2006
quailtard by alexdagrate February 17, 2006
quackcandle
I got completely off my spunky backpack on quackcandle and now i feel like a fortnight in a bad balloon
quackcandle by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006
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