Quiltard

Being a quiltard, is having an uncommunicable amount of retardation plus the fascist, woke ideology of the "Quiltloader"

"Why is this person so obsessed with the quiltloader? This person must be quiltarded."

by jebam July 27, 2022

Quiltard

The act of being a quiltard is possessing an irrational obsession with ideologies formed by the "Quilt Loader" leadership. This includes blasting non-wokists for existing and not caving into a psychotic spiral of artificially crafted, political nonsense.

"No! Quiltloader isn't that good, it is just another fork of fabric. This person must be quiltarded

by jebam July 27, 2022

Quintard

A retarded person that has the last name "Quintin". Usually this person is described as oblivious to what's going on, sometime thinking something bad is good, and just overall retarded.

Quintard: "Okay guys, quite down. Here's your test. No cheating."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."

by PP Big Bags November 1, 2019

quailtard

Quailtard is a word combining "Quail," a mid-sized game bird of the pheasant family, and "tard," a contraction of the noun "retard," an often offensive word used to describe the mentally challenged, or retarded. First used on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The word was used in humorous reference to the farm-raised quail released for hunting by Vice President, Dick Cheney, and others on Katharine Armstrong's south Texas ranch. On February 11, 2006, while hunting these quail, Cheney accidentally shot hunting companion, Harry M. Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, TX, with his 28 gauge shotgun from a reported distance of thirty yards.

Among the many aspects of the story that became fodder for late night television comedians, were the quail themselves, and the whole idea of such staged hunting.

"Look, the mere fact that we're even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quailtards is letting the quail know 'how' we're hunting them."

- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Monday, February 13, 2006

by alexdagrate February 17, 2006

quiztard

A person who posts endless quiz and poll results on their blog, MySpace, etc.

I took Megan off my friends list because she's such a quiztard.

by G M October 31, 2007

quintard

the Fifth level of utter stupidity one can reach.
1st: Tard
2nd: Retard
3rd: Tritard
4th: Quatard
5th: QUINTARD

Spencer is the quintessential Quintard

by The Nemesis November 14, 2007

quigtard

Someone, or something, beyond the normal realms of retardation, fotardation, botardation, xtardation. This entity is so supremely "tarded" that it is, in all likelyhood, not real.

The ultimate example clearly derives from Xbox fanboys. My GOD they are quigtarded.

by AZ December 31, 2004