Quintard 

A retarded person that has the last name "Quintin". Usually this person is described as oblivious to what's going on, sometime thinking something bad is good, and just overall retarded.

Quintard: "Okay guys, quite down. Here's your test. No cheating."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."

Quintard by PP Big Bags November 1, 2019

quintard 

the Fifth level of utter stupidity one can reach.
1st: Tard
2nd: Retard
3rd: Tritard
4th: Quatard
5th: QUINTARD

Spencer is the quintessential Quintard

quintard by The Nemesis November 14, 2007

Quintard 

Noun- A novice who exists mostly in the 3rd dimension, where they chant strange incantations and mist lavender everywhere. They wear strange ill fitting, mostly drab garb.r
Quintard’s claim they have the ability to read minds, unfortunately they cannot read the label on a wine bottle. They also proclaim to harness energy from supposed magic crystals but these powers can be blocked with an amulet that blocks communist evil. Quintard’s can also clear a room with their lack of personality and strange mannerism’s.
Avoid interaction or the hiring of Quintard’s.

“Bro, this Quintard came into my suite and just stood there. It liked totally freaked out my guests and made small children cry.”

Quintard by Doris the Finkasauras December 19, 2022

Quinnard 

spunch bob and quinnard

quinnard from spunchgob suarepant

Quinnard by 🤭 felix August 23, 2022

Quintarius 

A handsome gentleman who is loving and gets attached to fast

Quintarius is very smart

Quintarius by Redmist57 June 1, 2020

Quintar

A deritive of the famous gentlemen's drink otherwise known as a Gin & Tonic with a twist of lime. Also known as a "Quintar" or "Qwintar" in some certain circles.

Aubrey and I are meeting up for a few Quintar's after work, would you like to join us?

Quintar by M.E. Allen July 22, 2008

quiztard 

A person who posts endless quiz and poll results on their blog, MySpace, etc.

I took Megan off my friends list because she's such a quiztard.

quiztard by G M October 31, 2007