A retarded person that has the last name "Quintin". Usually this person is described as oblivious to what's going on, sometime thinking something bad is good, and just overall retarded.
Quintard: "Okay guys, quite down. Here's your test. No cheating."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."
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Noun- A novice who exists mostly in the 3rd dimension, where they chant strange incantations and mist lavender everywhere. They wear strange ill fitting, mostly drab garb.r
Quintard’s claim they have the ability to read minds, unfortunately they cannot read the label on a wine bottle. They also proclaim to harness energy from supposed magic crystals but these powers can be blocked with an amulet that blocks communist evil. Quintard’s can also clear a room with their lack of personality and strange mannerism’s.
Avoid interaction or the hiring of Quintard’s.
Quintard’s claim they have the ability to read minds, unfortunately they cannot read the label on a wine bottle. They also proclaim to harness energy from supposed magic crystals but these powers can be blocked with an amulet that blocks communist evil. Quintard’s can also clear a room with their lack of personality and strange mannerism’s.
Avoid interaction or the hiring of Quintard’s.
“Bro, this Quintard came into my suite and just stood there. It liked totally freaked out my guests and made small children cry.”
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Get the Quintarius mug.A deritive of the famous gentlemen's drink otherwise known as a Gin & Tonic with a twist of lime. Also known as a "Quintar" or "Qwintar" in some certain circles.
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