QuickTime 

Awful media player by Apple which is usually installed by people only because they need it to run a .MOV file, Apple's shitty proprietary video format. Constantly freezes or lags out on older computers and laptops, and has the ugliest, most unintuitive GUI ever. Has features that require a paid PRO license which are free in other programs, such as video conversion. Has absolutely no support at all for the Windows version. It leaves behind various malware such as Apple Application Support and Apple Software Update when uninstalled.

If you're planning to install QuickTime, you might as well use Windows Media Player.

QuickTime by rfrsiopgjdog December 16, 2014

Quicktime 

An annoying virus program.

FUCK YOU QUICKTIME! LET ME EDIT THIS VIDEO!

OH MY GOD I WASTED MY MONEY ON QUICKTIME

THIS IS SHIT! LAUGH OUT LOUD, DON'T EVEN TOUCH MY VIDEOS!

"Did you just download Quicktime?"
"Ya"
"Oh shit... you just ruined your videos."

Quicktime by I hate Quicktime May 4, 2009

Quicktime 

A pointless program made to run movies. Annoys the fucking hell out of you when you accidentally click on it.

Oh shit, this video needs quicktime. Fuck that

Quicktime by z3ekeezzz August 21, 2008

QuickTime 

A lousy bloatware audio/video codec and software package created by Apple.

Hrm, I need another plugin?
...load...
Gah! Fuck QuickTime!

QuickTime by Lord_D October 17, 2004

Quicktimed 

Originating from the Apple program that performs this action, to be quicktimed is to install a program that adds numerous hidden registry keys, an icon on the desktop, in quick launch and in the start menu without your approval.

"Dude, I just installed a porn app and now there's tons of icons and shit,"
"Dude, you've been Quicktimed!"

Quicktimed by Soiled Undergarment October 9, 2004

Quicktime 

A video format from Apple with the shittiest and gayest SDK I have ever seen, and even worse documentation. Includes such revealing function names as MoviesTask(), and short, easy to type constant names as kQTMovieAudioExtractionPropertyID _AudioStreamBasicDescription. Actually has a constant called DoTheRightThing, and calls setting things up "preflighting". I can just picture Quicktime engineers sitting in their turtleneck sweaters thinking that using words like "preflight" somehow makes them cool. Having spent some time with the Quicktime APIs I think I can safely assume that general Mac development is just as retarded.

Dude, I have been trying to find what numerical value kQTAnnoyingLongAssConstantNames _IDontHaveTwentyFingersToTypeThisShit maps to in the Quicktime header files, but haven't had any luck so far.

Quicktime by Habib Nahapurami May 22, 2006

QuickTime 

A mediocre at best video format that was never the best video format even in the early days when Apple would have had you think otherwise. Generally known for producing lousy grainy video streams on the internet.

Quicktime is an apple product and it shows!

QuickTime by UUGH September 13, 2005