QuickTake

To steal something expensive like a super car from a high profile figure like a mob boss or CEO

imma QuickTake the drug boss’s lambo

by smoking & vaping is for losers September 21, 2025

QuickTime

Awful media player by Apple which is usually installed by people only because they need it to run a .MOV file, Apple's shitty proprietary video format. Constantly freezes or lags out on older computers and laptops, and has the ugliest, most unintuitive GUI ever. Has features that require a paid PRO license which are free in other programs, such as video conversion. Has absolutely no support at all for the Windows version. It leaves behind various malware such as Apple Application Support and Apple Software Update when uninstalled.

If you're planning to install QuickTime, you might as well use Windows Media Player.

by rfrsiopgjdog December 16, 2014

Quicktime

An annoying virus program.

FUCK YOU QUICKTIME! LET ME EDIT THIS VIDEO!

OH MY GOD I WASTED MY MONEY ON QUICKTIME

THIS IS SHIT! LAUGH OUT LOUD, DON'T EVEN TOUCH MY VIDEOS!

"Did you just download Quicktime?"
"Ya"
"Oh shit... you just ruined your videos."

by I hate Quicktime May 4, 2009

Quicktime

A pointless program made to run movies. Annoys the fucking hell out of you when you accidentally click on it.

Oh shit, this video needs quicktime. Fuck that

by z3ekeezzz August 21, 2008

QuickTime

A lousy bloatware audio/video codec and software package created by Apple.

Hrm, I need another plugin?
...load...
Gah! Fuck QuickTime!

by Lord_D October 17, 2004

Quicktimed

Originating from the Apple program that performs this action, to be quicktimed is to install a program that adds numerous hidden registry keys, an icon on the desktop, in quick launch and in the start menu without your approval.

"Dude, I just installed a porn app and now there's tons of icons and shit,"
"Dude, you've been Quicktimed!"

by Soiled Undergarment October 9, 2004

quicksave

A function assigned to a key in computer games which allows manual saving of the game without having to enter the game menu.

1. Let's just quicksave real quick before fighting all those enemies so I can load if I lose a hit point or waste too much ammo.
2. I died and forgot to quicksave before! Now I have to backtrack through the whole level!
3. Quicksaving is for pussies!

by qubodup September 19, 2010