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Québécois Thumb War
An age old tradition in the Canadian province of Quebec. This means of competition involves two combatants, the first competitor to shove his thumb up the other's anus is the defined victor. The provincial champion also gains the honor of being the leader of Quebec's Bloc Québécois Party.
"My father will not admit that I am a man, I will defeat him in a québécois thumb war." - Jim
"Mario Beaulieu is an idiot, I wish someone would just challenge him to a québécois thumb war already" - Jean
"Mario Beaulieu is an idiot, I wish someone would just challenge him to a québécois thumb war already" - Jean
Québécois Thumb War by OrangeChocolate July 20, 2014
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A woman from Quebec, Canada. Most of them are gorgeous. They almost all speak French (at least the pretty ones) but English also and with a beautiful accent.
quebecoise by Derek Wilson March 10, 2008
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someone who is an expert on pussyfarts. a queefists job is to produce music with queef noises. they are sometimes found in the streets performing. street queefists are usually known as queefers.
Quebecois French
French spoken by the Quebecois. Regular French by all means except the pronunciation and some jargons, which makes the "regular" Frenchman feel lost in translation, Bill Murray style.
In fact so lost that movies starring Quebecois French speakers have subtitles for other French speakers in case they don't understand.
In fact so lost that movies starring Quebecois French speakers have subtitles for other French speakers in case they don't understand.
Quebecois French: Bonjour monsieur, comment allez-vous?
Other French speaker: Excusez-moi, je n'ai pas compris. Pouvez-vous repetez s'il vous plaît?
Quebcois French: *grumble*
Other French Speaker: *strokes beard while looking confused*
Other French speaker: Excusez-moi, je n'ai pas compris. Pouvez-vous repetez s'il vous plaît?
Quebcois French: *grumble*
Other French Speaker: *strokes beard while looking confused*
Quebecois French by I don't speak German January 20, 2009
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