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Québécois Thumb War 

An age old tradition in the Canadian province of Quebec. This means of competition involves two combatants, the first competitor to shove his thumb up the other's anus is the defined victor. The provincial champion also gains the honor of being the leader of Quebec's Bloc Québécois Party.
"My father will not admit that I am a man, I will defeat him in a québécois thumb war." - Jim

"Mario Beaulieu is an idiot, I wish someone would just challenge him to a québécois thumb war already" - Jean

Quebecois 

- A French-Canadian
- A native of Quebec
- A dialect of French language spoken in Quebec
Jean Chretien is Quebecois
Quebecois by Tom September 19, 2004

Quebecois French 

French spoken by the Quebecois. Regular French by all means except the pronunciation and some jargons, which makes the "regular" Frenchman feel lost in translation, Bill Murray style.

In fact so lost that movies starring Quebecois French speakers have subtitles for other French speakers in case they don't understand.
Quebecois French: Bonjour monsieur, comment allez-vous?

Other French speaker: Excusez-moi, je n'ai pas compris. Pouvez-vous repetez s'il vous plaît?

Quebcois French: *grumble*

Other French Speaker: *strokes beard while looking confused*

parti-quebecois 

canadian third world political party based in quebec that thinks that anything english threatens the very existence of the quebec french population. so they came up with the bright idea of trying to seperate the province of quebec from the rest of canada.
the parti-quebecois next move:colonize the moon and make it a french utopia...lets hope they forget to bring the oxygen!!
parti-quebecois by RICOG$ November 3, 2005

Quebecois Slammer 

An alcoholic beverage produced by dropping a shot of maple syrup into a pint of Labatt Blue.
"It only took two Quebecois Slammers for Sarah to make out with the entire hockey team! SACRE BLEU!"

Quebecois 

Although technically the people from the Canadian province of Quebec, they are mostly known for turning their noses up at you if you speak to them in English. But as soon as they hear your shitty French accent, you end up talking in English anyways.

There really is no point in any of this, especially when the Quebecois are treated the same way by the actual French people.
A conversation between you and a quebecois:
You: Um, where is the bus stop?
Thèm: Pardon? Parlez-vous français?
You: Uh, je chercher le bus arrêt?
Thèm: (in perfect English) Around the corner
Quebecois by coleel May 21, 2020