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1) A phrase used in times of emotional distress or great happiness.

2) The best thing since the blender.
When the bus hit the bump, the small rodent screamed, "QUATS!"
by Quats McBlender December 01, 2010
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A girl that makes you hate her more than any other female you've ever met. A combination of a queef, twat, and cunt.
"Did that quat really just grab my boyfriend's ass?"
by mopetes September 29, 2011
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A zit or pimple. As seen in William Shakespeare's "Othello".
"I have rubbed this young quat almost to the sense, and he grows angry." Iago, "Othello", V.i.11-12
by IagoDeBergerac January 19, 2012
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A degenerate who likes wiping his/her rectum ONCE before dropping the toilet paper in the bowl.
Donny: "Yo, Ryan we need more toilet paper. I used the last piece."
Ryan: "Ew, you fucking quat. Did you only wipe once?"

Tina: "You're a fucking racist."
Max: "And you're a fucking quat."
by Alt-Libertarian February 03, 2017
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Verbally meaning the same as quit, but used as past-tense.
I quat that horrible place years ago.
I quat using the Internet when I became fat from all the cheeseburgers and shakes.
That roadkill quat living yesterday.
She finally quat yapping when the dog started howling at her.
Thankfully that guy quat working here months ago.
I should have quat while I had the chance.
by thunderleg October 04, 2005
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How you say "what" in Frenglish.

Common in Montreal

Frenglish guy: Ca fait combien pour cet T-shirt de American Apparel?

Sales person: Ca fait cinqaunte pieces.

Frenglish guy: Quat!?
by spartiqus January 26, 2009
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Slang for Quarter usually used in drug circles.
'Yo, you got a quat fo' tree five?'

Translation: "Pardon me, but do you still have a Quarter of (name your favorite drug here) for three hundred and fifty dollars?"
by MISTA T October 29, 2007
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