Quats 

Noun:
1) A phrase used in times of emotional distress or great happiness.

2) The best thing since the blender.

When the bus hit the bump, the small rodent screamed, "QUATS!"

Quats by Quats McBlender December 3, 2010

Crown and Quats Peach 

A libation created by a Hebrew man mixing Crown Royal Peach and Loquat wine. Patent Pending.

While on a religious retreat, Crown and Quats Peach was invented by a Hebrew man.

Crown and Quats Peach by Billy Winters 04 May 29, 2021

Quasar 

An attractive girl/woman that radiates a stellar feminine quality (derived from the astronomy term of the same name meaning: an extremely luminous active galactic nucleus, in which a supermassive black hole with mass ranging from millions to billions of times the mass of the Sun is surrounded by a gaseous accretion disk.)

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

Quasar by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Quagsire 

Quagsire is an absolute unit and derps its way around the Johto region of Pokemon.

Jeff: Quagsire is an absolute unit.
Jeff is correct.

Quagsire by BrickWildcat January 8, 2019

quasihomosexual

people who legit fetishize gay men. they are attracted to gay men.

weirdo: oh wow, those men over there look so hot as a couple. i might be quasihomosexual

quasihomosexual by shumai February 15, 2021

quasi-stalk 

To almost but not really stalk someone.

The Vampire Diaries:
Caroline: I saw Katherine today
Stefan: Where?
Caroline: At The Grill. I just stopped by to gawk and quasi-stalk Matt.

quasi-stalk by Isabella de Luca November 23, 2011

quasi quadratic 

The Schrödinger's Cat of equations. Nobody really knows what it is or what it means. The easiest way to commit an algebraic atrocity.

What the hell is a quasi quadratic?

quasi quadratic by It'sMillerTime October 23, 2018