derps

Australian. Abbreviation of underpants.

Johnny busted Sarah wearing only her derps.

In summer, I sleep naked apart from my derps.

derps by spruce_goose July 2, 2005

derps

boobies that are lopsided or have unaligned nipples

Hayley Williams, Edward Cullen, and Taylor all have derps.

derps by underpy August 11, 2010

derps

slang term for marijuana, used in parts of Australia

me and cory smoked so much derps the other day.

derps by mrshl9898 November 23, 2009

cough derps

(n. pl.) - When speaking in public, you experience a sudden coughing fit - but you try to talk your way through it, leading the audience to possibly hear something you didn't actually say.

Cough Derps in action:

What you said: "And so, you can see that *cough* 'is *choke* 's *hack* 'very *chork*"

What you thought you said: "And so, you can see that this rare situation occurs in every byte."

What the audience heard: "And so, you can see that his rate of masturbation is very high."

cough derps by The Real Egon Spengler October 5, 2013

The Derps 

A symptom found in gamers that causes them to exhibit - often times retarded - and pointless ignorance or devoid awareness of anything that regards intelligent thinking.

Primer has a serious case of the derps.

Or simply imagine somebody being as close to legally considered mentally handicapped without actually being quite there.

The Derps by Str8 Derpin' April 22, 2011

hand derps

When your partner is giving you a handjob but stops because there hand cramped and there to time to finish. Hi

I told her, I guess your hand derps.... I’ll finish myself off .

hand derps by Themaxx64 January 21, 2018

The Derps 

A slang term for Down's Syndrome.

What's wrong with that guy?

Oh, him? He has the Derps.

The Derps by The Gnargoyle October 26, 2010