(n. pl.) - When speaking in public, you experience a sudden coughing fit - but you try to talk your way through it, leading the audience to possibly hear something you didn't actually say.

Cough Derps in action:

What you said: "And so, you can see that *cough* 'is *choke* 's *hack* 'very *chork*"

What you thought you said: "And so, you can see that this rare situation occurs in every byte."

What the audience heard: "And so, you can see that his rate of masturbation is very high."

cough derps by The Real Egon Spengler October 5, 2013

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The Derps

A symptom found in gamers that causes them to exhibit - often times retarded - and pointless ignorance or devoid awareness of anything that regards intelligent thinking.

Primer has a serious case of the derps.

Or simply imagine somebody being as close to legally considered mentally handicapped without actually being quite there.

The Derps by Str8 Derpin' April 22, 2011

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hand derps

When your partner is giving you a handjob but stops because there hand cramped and there to time to finish. Hi

I told her, I guess your hand derps.... I’ll finish myself off .

hand derps by Themaxx64 January 21, 2018

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The Derps

A slang term for Down's Syndrome.

What's wrong with that guy?

Oh, him? He has the Derps.

The Derps by The Gnargoyle October 26, 2010

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