Quatsch

The German word for nonsense.

Also: Short for "This is stupid/bullshit!"

Example 1:

Kid: Yesterday, Superman was flying over my house.

Dad: That's total Quatsch !

Example 2:

Girl A: I'm the hottest girl in the entire world.

Girl B: Stop talking such Quatsch ! Everybody knows, that I'm the hottest girl in the entire world !

Example 3:

A: Santa Claus is real!

B: Quatsch!

by Manuuu January 29, 2014

quatsch

Rubbish in german
pronounced "kvach"
Sounds kinda like "crotch"

What a load of quatsch

by Mike September 18, 2004

Quatsch

Noun, from German
Meaning: Nonsense, Nonsense-talk, Rubbish, Foolish words, Foolishness, Bunk, Bull

Used mostly by German speakers, but can be used in English

"That's utter quatsch!"

by Shibbolet November 9, 2018

quatch

A term used to describe someone who has embarrassed themselves. Either through action or speech. An example would be one someone trips over their own feet or other acts of embarrassment.

One particular person in history who is a quatch is Christopher Columbus. He sailed to South America and thinking he was in India, he called the natives, "Indians"

Can be used as a noun verb or adjective:

quatch
quatching

Dustin: I just dropped my cell phone in the lake!
Kal: What a quatch.

James: I always trip over that one stair in my house.
Emma: You're such a quatch.

by greenshirt July 19, 2012

Quatchesco

When Trees explode.

The king of the foreign Clouds

The forests quatchesco in 1972, cause it to explode.
The Quatchesco demanded order from the kids.

by RedFinger221 February 4, 2022

Quatchet

A quality ratchet

1) she aint a ratchet she a quatchet.

by awalkingparadox September 3, 2012

Quatchle

Penis fart. Also commonly referred to as a man-queef.

"Did you just fart?" "No, actually that was a quatchle."

by J-Fizzle 88 April 5, 2007