quatscht

The German word for n00b

Example:

Björn: Er ist ein quatscht.
Benji: Ach ja!

Translation:

Bob: He is a n00b.
Ben: Oh yeah!

quatscht by JaHübsch July 30, 2011

Quatsch 

The German word for nonsense.

Also: Short for "This is stupid/bullshit!"

Example 1:

Kid: Yesterday, Superman was flying over my house.

Dad: That's total Quatsch !

Example 2:

Girl A: I'm the hottest girl in the entire world.

Girl B: Stop talking such Quatsch ! Everybody knows, that I'm the hottest girl in the entire world !

Example 3:

A: Santa Claus is real!

B: Quatsch!

Quatsch by Manuuu January 29, 2014

quatsch 

Rubbish in german
pronounced "kvach"
Sounds kinda like "crotch"

What a load of quatsch

quatsch by Mike September 18, 2004

quatschkopf

Originates from German "Quatschkopf". Commonly used incorrectly, referring to babbling idiots. Quatschkopf rather means someone who talks a lot about unimportant things. A talky person. However, contrary to most definitions in online dictionaries, it is a rather nice and positive thing to say, at least in Southern Germany. If you tell someone he/she is a quatschkopf, your heart is full of appreciation and sympathy. Quatschkopfs generally tell something that doesn't really fit the context, and especially for that they are amiable - there is something sweet about them. Using the word usually makes people smile; both the 'quatschkopfer' (the one calling someone else a quatschkopf) and the 'quatschkopfee' (the person being called a quatschkopf). Also, quatschkopf can be used as a verb: to quatschkopf someone means to babble nice nonsense to someone.

Side note: should only be used when speaking to the quatschkopf. If used when referring to someone, one has to know that someone very well in order to avoid a negative connotation.

You are a quatschkopf.

Sometimes my brother can be a real quatschkopf.

Man, today you are quatschkopfing me...

That sweet person was quatschkopfing me the whole night long.

I was quatschkopfed, and didn't see it coming.

quatschkopf by signorina December 29, 2011

quatschdeutsch 

A fake language used by people who don't speak German but try to fake it. Like many non-languages, there is no exact translation, but uses many of the same words over and over. German for "nonsense German".

Quatschdeutsch Speaker: Was Ich spiele Ich Wurst Schadenfreude Nein.

German speaker: What I play I sausage taking pleasure in others pain no? What are you trying to say?
QD speaker: I'm speaking German.

German Speaker: That's a bunch of quatschdeutsch...

quatschdeutsch by GermanGuys April 23, 2014

Quatsch 

Noun, from German
Meaning: Nonsense, Nonsense-talk, Rubbish, Foolish words, Foolishness, Bunk, Bull

Used mostly by German speakers, but can be used in English

"That's utter quatsch!"

Quatsch by Shibbolet November 9, 2018

Quatscher 

Der Quatscher ist der schlimmste Plauderer, den man überhaupt irgendwo finden kann, d. h. ein solcher Mensch, der die Effizienz der Übermittlung eines irgendwelchen Inhalts durch die wenigste Anzahl von Wörtern am niedrigsten hat. Tatsächlich ist a Priori nicht klar ob ein Quatscher eindeutig durch diese informelle Definition bestimmt ist oder nicht. Wir gehen implizit davon aus, dass es mehrere Quatscher geben kann und identifizieren sie als eine echte Untermenge der Plauderer.

Italiener sind Quatscher.

Quatscher by paolobenda January 12, 2024