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Quatscher 

Der Quatscher ist der schlimmste Plauderer, den man überhaupt irgendwo finden kann, d. h. ein solcher Mensch, der die Effizienz der Übermittlung eines irgendwelchen Inhalts durch die wenigste Anzahl von Wörtern am niedrigsten hat. Tatsächlich ist a Priori nicht klar ob ein Quatscher eindeutig durch diese informelle Definition bestimmt ist oder nicht. Wir gehen implizit davon aus, dass es mehrere Quatscher geben kann und identifizieren sie als eine echte Untermenge der Plauderer.
Italiener sind Quatscher.
Quatscher by paolobenda January 12, 2024
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The German word for nonsense.

Also: Short for "This is stupid/bullshit!"
Example 1:

Kid: Yesterday, Superman was flying over my house.

Dad: That's total Quatsch !

Example 2:

Girl A: I'm the hottest girl in the entire world.

Girl B: Stop talking such Quatsch ! Everybody knows, that I'm the hottest girl in the entire world !

Example 3:

A: Santa Claus is real!

B: Quatsch!
Quatsch by Manuuu January 29, 2014

Quitcherbitchin

A constructive criticism
...quitcherbitchin and get back to work!
Quitcherbitchin by FrozenSun April 10, 2004

Quatchesco

When Trees explode.

The king of the foreign Clouds
The forests quatchesco in 1972, cause it to explode.
The Quatchesco demanded order from the kids.
Quatchesco by RedFinger221 February 4, 2022

Quatchet 

1) she aint a ratchet she a quatchet.
Quatchet by awalkingparadox September 3, 2012

Quatchescoed 

The Quodeinted Got absolutely Quatchescoed.
Quatchescoed by RedFinger221 March 12, 2022
Rubbish in german
pronounced "kvach"
Sounds kinda like "crotch"
What a load of quatsch
quatsch by Mike September 18, 2004
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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