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Quagsire by BrickWildcat January 8, 2019
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Glen Quagmire
Sex-addicted character from Family Guy. Is usually compared to Charlie Sheen. Loves to giggidy girls gshmoggus's
Glen Quagmire- Hey babe, how old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18, your first.
Girl- Mom, come here.
Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18, your first.
Girl- Mom, come here.
Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!
Glen Quagmire by djhf lkjdhflkj May 20, 2012
Glenn Quagmire
Glenn is the sex-crazed next door neighbor and one of Peter Griffin's best friends. He is often seen trying to pick up women for anonymous sex, whether it be a cheesy date with an unlucky woman or some form of a blowup doll. One of his catch phrases are "Giggity giggity goo".
Glenn Quagmire by Glenn_Quagmire September 16, 2006
Quagmire turns into a toilet
In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy
Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!
Quagmire turns into a toilet by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019
the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire
1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
jack: "monkey."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010
Quagmire
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