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Quagsire
Quagsire by BrickWildcat January 8, 2019
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Glen Quagmire
Sex-addicted character from Family Guy. Is usually compared to Charlie Sheen. Loves to giggidy girls gshmoggus's
Glen Quagmire- Hey babe, how old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18, your first.
Girl- Mom, come here.
Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18, your first.
Girl- Mom, come here.
Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!
Glen Quagmire by djhf lkjdhflkj May 20, 2012
Glenn Quagmire
Glenn is the sex-crazed next door neighbor and one of Peter Griffin's best friends. He is often seen trying to pick up women for anonymous sex, whether it be a cheesy date with an unlucky woman or some form of a blowup doll. One of his catch phrases are "Giggity giggity goo".
Glenn Quagmire by Glenn_Quagmire September 16, 2006
Quagmire turns into a toilet
In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy
Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!
Quagmire turns into a toilet by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019
the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire
1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
jack: "monkey."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.