iphone

a device that gets bigger every year

check out my new iphone, i paid 1000$ on the same phone that i had last year

iphone by DopamineReceptors June 9, 2019

iphone

The greatest mind control device ever.

Iphones have now taken over the world.

iphone by Dubiks December 7, 2018

iPhone

A $600 paperweight.

Did you see my iPhone?

iPhone by squeakshard765 January 2, 2015

iPhone

An overly popular invention that has infected not only the minds of Millennials and younger, but especially young females and teenage girls. In this modern day and age, if you walk into a public school, airport, or any busy place, chances are very likely that you will see more females using an iPhone -- either checking Facebook/Twitter/Instagram, taking photos/videos of themselves and posting them on said websites, playing games, or just holding it for no apparent reason -- than males.

Along with the iPad, the iPhone is known for becoming every modern young child's "pet toy" when they are away from their residence, and is replacing what has existed in life since the days of yore: books, newspapers, magazines, and even television.

Traditionalist Person: Can't you keep your iPhone in your purse? I can't stand seeing you carry it in your hand all the freaking time!

iPhone by nughettorund December 10, 2015

iphone

Overrated american shit. If you are in america you see everyone with an cracked iphone. Not recommended getting in the US with an android

Iphone 6 user: Haha android user. You're poor.
Android user: STFU

iphone by trumpation November 29, 2020

iPhone

1. A smartphone by Apple with polarizing opinions regarding its existence, the cause of the rivalry between the religions of iOS vs. Android.

2. Word anyone older than Gen X uses to denote any smartphone. (i.e. The same people that called an iPod Touch an iTouch of decades past).

1. A: Did you hear about Sadio Mane's cracked iPhone? He's so frugal!

B: If he really was frugal, then he should have bought an Android instead.

2. C: You kids these days with 'em fancy eye-phones and eye-watches, I still use my flip phone I bought from the pawn shop!

iPhone by Leonid117 February 17, 2022

iPhone

(noun) a device used for everything but calling people.

A man walks in a bar with his iphone... He suddenly realises he needs to fart. He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking 'the music is loud no one will hear' So he farts... When he looks around, everyone's staring at him Then he realises... He was listening to his iphone with headphones.

iPhone by tha_m3th0d April 30, 2012