quagmire

Hilarious and perverted character on the family guy, uses the phrases "Alll Right" and "Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy."

Bill Clinton is such a quagmire.

Quagmire- How old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18? You're gonna be first.
Girl- Mom!
Quagmire- I like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!

by dan vegas June 23, 2004

quagmire

An awkward, complex, or hazardous situation.

Ron hoped the meeting with his lawyer would be simple and quick. But he soon discovered the legal quagmire he was in.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 2, 2023

quagmire

That mysterious orange rash you get on your penis from spending all day eating Cheetos while looking at internet porn.

If you switch over to Funyuns, that quagmire will clear right up.

by Franzshizzle April 7, 2007

quagmire

A difficult or precarious position or situation; a predicament

yarrh is in a quagmire; he needs to make a new def cuz it's may 29 and has like 5 more mins till the 30th.

by yarrh June 1, 2006

quagmire

1) figurative: A difficult situation with no easy, forseeable resolution.

2) Any such condition that results when a country deemed a Superpower wages limited, conventional warfare against guerillas, in Asia.

3) Any such condition that results when "nation building" by a self-appointed Superpower involves the creation of a Western-style Democratic government from scratch in a Non-Western civilization.

1) "I'm standing in a muddy field in the middle of a Seattle rainstorm. It's a _quagmire_, alright."

2) U.S : Vietnam :: U.S.S.R. : Afghanistan

3) Iraq, circa April, 2004

by Jiggy-Fly May 29, 2004

quagmire

a very difficult situation, especially a hopeless military campaign

Bush got our troops into a quagmire but he won't acknowledge it or do anything about it.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 13, 2007

quagmire

sex crazed character on The Family Guy. He is awesome and says some really funny things.

Peter: "I need to find a way to make 50,000 dollars." Quagmire: "You could whore yourself off to 50 fat chicks for 1000 dollars...Fat chicks need love too, they just gotta pay for it."

by marcus mazurik October 5, 2005