Quagmire 

Sex crazed neighbor of Peter Griffin in Family guy. ALL RIGHT.

Quagmire is the neighbor of Peter Griffin in Family guy.

Quagmire by nO September 1, 2003

Quagmire 

1. A muddy, swampy area that is hard to traverse.

2. A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example.

3. Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)

"George W. Bush is actually quite talented. He managed to create a quagmire in a dry desert."

Host: Who else but Quagmire?
Song: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!

Peter: Alright Cleveland, if this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will. puts on a mask of Quagmire's face Hey, look at me, I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Cleveland: Hahaha! Those are so his mannerisms!

Quagmire by Zeke August 29, 2005

quagmire 

Hilarious and perverted character on the family guy, uses the phrases "Alll Right" and "Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy."

Bill Clinton is such a quagmire.

Quagmire- How old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18? You're gonna be first.
Girl- Mom!
Quagmire- I like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!

quagmire by dan vegas June 23, 2004

Quagmire 

Soft Muddy Ground; A difficult situation.

We're in quite a quagmire, now.

Quagmire by Larstait November 15, 2003

quagmire 

An awkward, complex, or hazardous situation.

Ron hoped the meeting with his lawyer would be simple and quick. But he soon discovered the legal quagmire he was in.

quagmire by talk2me-JCH2 January 2, 2023

quagmire 

That mysterious orange rash you get on your penis from spending all day eating Cheetos while looking at internet porn.

If you switch over to Funyuns, that quagmire will clear right up.

quagmire by Franzshizzle April 7, 2007

Quagmire 

A sex-crazed character from the television program "Family Guy", first name Glen, enjoys sex, feet, and HIC-A-DOO-LA. Known for saying ALLLL-RIIGHT when horny or aroused in any way, shape or form

Yea, it looks something like that...(pointing at an nuclear warhead protruding down into his bedroom while attempting to seduce a woman)

Quagmire by Pockets December 17, 2003