Quacus

The sticky mess left on the sheets after sex.

I rolled over into the Quacus after getting some last night.

by Simon_Jester November 4, 2020

Quackson

The correct pronunciation of croissant. It is mostly used by fans of Tom Holland and other English people. This should be the only way to say croissant.

Staahhp I coulda dropped my Quackson! Tom: “I love a good quackson!”

by Brie Avocado June 7, 2018

quackson

The best way to pronounce croissant. Said by our baby, tom holland, and we love him for it. even though it’s sort of a meme, his fans still call croissants quacksons

tom: can you fetch me a quackson from the bakery?

person: do you mean croissant?
tom: no, i mean quackson 😂😂

by tufcarrot February 8, 2019

Quacksalver

This is very old slang, but is still used occasionally It refers to a person who falsely claims to have medical knowledge or qualifications, especially one who dispenses pills, potions and ointments that have curative properties. The word comes from the Middle Dutch word kwaksalver which means one who sells salves and ointments. Although seldom used nowadays quacksalver is the origin of the term quack which means pretty much the same thing.

“Johnny’s in hospital with pneumonia, his doctor missed it!”
“What did you expect, the old bastard is past it and no better that a quacksalver.”

by AKACroatalin March 18, 2019

Quackson

Tom Holland being a cute smol bean and his Britishness helping him not being able to pronounce croissant. Then getting memed for it not being able to ever live it down.

“She ate a quackson for lunch today.”

by Life.sucks.no.question. February 9, 2019

quackson

quackson is Tom Holland’s way of saying croissant because of his sexy british accent

A: I could really eat a quackson
B: Don’t you mean croissant?
A: yeah but... Tom Holland 🙄

by this is for Rachel you big fat January 11, 2020

Quaussie

Having some resemblance to an Australian
Partly or to some degree or partially similar to an Australian
Foreigners, tourists, immigrants and those who feel themselves to be Aussies but do not totally fit the criteria e.g. those who refuse to eat Vegemite or beetroot on their burgers, or drink beer, or don't understand what "bringing a plate" means, or what lamingtons are, or an Esky is, or watch the footy, or mow the lawn in thongs are only quasi Aussies, not fair dinkum Aussies.

My husband might be an Australian citizen, and might have lived in Australia for the last 20 years, but he is still a Quaussie. He refuses to eat Vegemite sandwiches, or a burger with beetroot on it and still thinks when the football is advertised he will be able to watch a soccer match!

by Scarlett.007 January 6, 2009