coulda 

Short for "could have".

You coulda made it.

coulda by Fangsta March 17, 2003

coulda had a v8 

stupid line from the V8 vegetable juice commercial or what a V8 guy says to a tuner kid or some dick who gets a V6 in a Ford Mustang, Dodge Charger or a Chrysler 300C

"Dude, I just got a new Mustang"
"Which one"
"The one wit the V6 in it, isn't that awesome man!?"
"Dude........ ya coulda had a V8...."

coulda had a v8 by Zachery T Emory December 19, 2007

coulda mun jarde 

used to immitate another language...any language

i saw this asian nigga down the street and he was all like "coulda mun jarde"...then we be chillin in a french bar and everyone be like "coulda mun jarde"

coulda mun jarde by schwen February 3, 2004

coulda dun better 

When your friend could have done better with their bf/gf/wife/husband

katey perry coulda dun better

coulda dun better by russell brandflakes September 20, 2010

i coulda dropped my croissant

a famous vine in which a guy is holding a plate of food. another guy is standing on the stairs and yells to make the food guy jump. the food guy exclaims; ‘STAHP!! I coulda dropped my croissant!’

‘Raaaah!’ ‘Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant’

i coulda dropped my croissant by snowwhitesdwarfs December 18, 2017

woulda coulda shoulda 

Meaning: would have, could have, should have
A reply you give to a whinging person who is expressing regret for not having taken a particular course of action when the opportunity originally presented itself. They've suffered the consequences and they are possibly fishing for sympathy or simply beating themselves up about it.

It essentially means, "Too late for regrets, you can't change the past, get on with your life, learn from the experience, make better choices in future, stop doing a post mortem on your life."

Brian: If only I'd listened to my folks and hadn't dropped out of school, I could've been someone by now.
Cecil: Woulda coulda shoulda, Brian.

woulda coulda shoulda by suedannim March 4, 2013

shoulda coulda woulda

Meaning that it is of no use to dwell on what should have (shoulda), could have (coulda) or would have (woulda) happened/been done.
Said as an attempt to shorten a discussion that focusses on the past, thus providing no solution to an actual problem.

"Man, if only I didn't cum straight in the air, I wouldnt have jizz on my mullet now."
"Shoulda coulda woulda. There are more important things than that. There is more to life than the jizz on your mullet. You're still young, someday you will wash your hair and the jizz will be gone, but your mullet will last forever."

shoulda coulda woulda by bumarse October 17, 2009