Scarlett.007's definitions

left-aways

When the take-aways are not finished and become left-overs for later consumption.

I'm going to eat the rest of the Chinese left-aways for dinner tonight.

by Scarlett.007 January 5, 2009

up gross and personal

When a really ugly and/or nerdy and/or fat and/or smelly person invades your personal space and wants to intimately get to know you.

"OH look at poor Sue. that really ugly fat guy with zits erupting all over his face has pressed her into a corner and is trying to grope her. We'd better do a rescue mission because he's getting up gross and personal."

by Scarlett.007 February 6, 2010

foetal grand

A baby grand piano that is so tiny it is more of a foetus than a baby.

We specially hired a baby grand piano to be played at our charity concert, but the piano they delivered was sooo tiny it was surely only a foetal grand.

by Scarlett.007 July 10, 2010

bird time

The time of the morning, just on dawn when the noise of birds screeching across the sky and screaming from the trees is so

loud it wakes people out of their drink-induced comas.

My head was thumping with the most massive hangover and I'd only

crawled into bed 30 minutes earlier when the noisiest bird time I've

ever heard made it impossible to sleep.

by Scarlett.007 February 7, 2010

hypercrazia

The state of being past manic craziness.

Louise is so panicked about making a good impression on her new boyfriend's mother, she has not only washed every window , polished every kitchen utensil and ironed the curtains, she's now scrubbing the bathroom with a toothbrush! She's in a total state of hypercrazia.

by Scarlett.007 February 7, 2010

take-overs

The left-overs from take-aways which you bring with you to a friend's place.

I didn't have time to pick anything up, so I took the Chinese take-overs from dinner last night.

by Scarlett.007 January 5, 2009

pickle breath

A really frowsty morning breath caused by a night drinking cheap vinegary wine. Mostly comes accompanied wwith a white slimy tongue and some green unidentifiable bits stuck between the teeth.

I leaned over to give my new lover a kiss in the morning, but my false eyelashes melted when he breathed his repulsive pickle breath on me!

by Scarlett.007 January 8, 2009