11 definitions by Scarlett.007
The time of the morning, just on dawn when the noise of birds screeching across the sky and screaming from the trees is so
loud it wakes people out of their drink-induced comas.
loud it wakes people out of their drink-induced comas.
My head was thumping with the most massive hangover and I'd only
crawled into bed 30 minutes earlier when the noisiest bird time I've
ever heard made it impossible to sleep.
crawled into bed 30 minutes earlier when the noisiest bird time I've
ever heard made it impossible to sleep.
by Scarlett.007 February 7, 2010
When a really ugly and/or nerdy and/or fat and/or smelly person invades your personal space and wants to intimately get to know you.
"OH look at poor Sue. that really ugly fat guy with zits erupting all over his face has pressed her into a corner and is trying to grope her. We'd better do a rescue mission because he's getting up gross and personal."
by Scarlett.007 February 6, 2010
He has a severe case of Cripplephobia; if he gets a scratch on his leg he's sure it's getting gangrenous and will need amputation, and if his vision is blurred after a heavy night on the booze, he's sure his retinas have detached and he's going blind.
by Scarlett.007 October 4, 2012
"How do you expect me to keep it up when you keep making all those ridiculous jokes? I've got the worst case of laughter interruptus I've ever suffered."
by Scarlett.007 February 6, 2010
We specially hired a baby grand piano to be played at our charity concert, but the piano they delivered was sooo tiny it was surely only a foetal grand.
by Scarlett.007 July 9, 2010
A really frowsty morning breath caused by a night drinking cheap vinegary wine. Mostly comes accompanied wwith a white slimy tongue and some green unidentifiable bits stuck between the teeth.
I leaned over to give my new lover a kiss in the morning, but my false eyelashes melted when he breathed his repulsive pickle breath on me!
by Scarlett.007 January 8, 2009
by Scarlett.007 January 6, 2009