Pyrophobe

A person who is deathly and irrationally afraid of firearms, fireworks, and gun owners, including most liberals.

That stupid pyrophobe wants to ban everything cool.

by Cider, Richard N October 13, 2018

pedophobe

The opposite of a pedophile (depending on your definition). One who is afraid of and/or hates pre-pubescent kids to the point where it interrupts their lives.

The 1st grade teacher was secretly a pedophobe and resigned because he hated his class.

by kmfr November 4, 2010

prophobia

being abnormally afraid of changing your profile picture, whether that be on facebook, twitter, tumblr, aim, etc.

Grace has a serious case of prophobia because she hyperventilates every time someone comments "default" on one of her pictures.

by suppgehh February 19, 2011

pedophobe

A person who possesses an abnormal fear of children.

The septigenarian tried to get the preschool across the street shut down because he couldn't stand the sound of the children playing - what a pedophobe.

by sydstranda July 26, 2006

pyrophobia

Fear of fire, or pyro

Shit im pyrophobic, i'm gonna get pwned by pyro…

by Pyro October 9, 2002

penophobe

Person who is afraid of penises.

Also used to describe partner who is frigid or won't let you get to fourth base.

I havent had any sex for weeks, my girlfriends such a penophobe!

by Nemmie February 15, 2008

paraphobeanoid

a person who is paranoid about developing a phobia of paranoia.

1st man: whats up with him?

2nd man: hes a paraphobeanoid!

by southwalessniper November 24, 2009