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pedophobe 

The opposite of a pedophile (depending on your definition). One who is afraid of and/or hates pre-pubescent kids to the point where it interrupts their lives.
The 1st grade teacher was secretly a pedophobe and resigned because he hated his class.
pedophobe by kmfr November 4, 2010

Pipophobia 

The fear of becoming a subject of a presidential Twitter post. For politicians, especially members of the president’s party serving in the United States Senate, the fear is existential.
From pipo which means tweet in Latin and the common root, phobia, meaning fear.
Senate Republicans were unjustly thought of as craven lackeys when, if fact, they suffered from acute pipophobia, a condition rendering them small shells of their former selves and too pitiable to be held accountable.
Pipophobia by Thomas Aitch July 16, 2020

pedophobe 

A person who possesses an abnormal fear of children.
The septigenarian tried to get the preschool across the street shut down because he couldn't stand the sound of the children playing - what a pedophobe.
pedophobe by sydstranda July 26, 2006

penophobe 

Person who is afraid of penises.

Also used to describe partner who is frigid or won't let you get to fourth base.
I havent had any sex for weeks, my girlfriends such a penophobe!
penophobe by Nemmie February 15, 2008

pingophobic 

"Im so pingophobic that i block anyone who pings me."
pingophobic by IHatePings May 16, 2020

Pigophobia 

the fear of waking up next to a fat pig (female, bitch, sandwich maker, etc.) after a night of drinking
hungover guy just awakening feels what he thinks is a fat pig so he asks "you a fat pig?"
she says "no"
he says "good because i have pigophobia"
Pigophobia by themonty February 27, 2011