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Panophobia 

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

pedophobe 

The opposite of a pedophile (depending on your definition). One who is afraid of and/or hates pre-pubescent kids to the point where it interrupts their lives.
The 1st grade teacher was secretly a pedophobe and resigned because he hated his class.
pedophobe by kmfr November 4, 2010

pedophobe 

A person who possesses an abnormal fear of children.
The septigenarian tried to get the preschool across the street shut down because he couldn't stand the sound of the children playing - what a pedophobe.
pedophobe by sydstranda July 26, 2006

paedophobe 

Correct: One who has an irrational fear of children

Incorrect: One who has an irrational fear of paedophiles, correct term is paedophileophobe(dumb when you think about it, as no fear of paedophiles is irrational)
Paedophobe: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A 4 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!

Me: Dude.......no....
paedophobe by Zankou February 6, 2007

penophobe 

Person who is afraid of penises.

Also used to describe partner who is frigid or won't let you get to fourth base.
I havent had any sex for weeks, my girlfriends such a penophobe!
penophobe by Nemmie February 15, 2008

paraphobeanoid 

a person who is paranoid about developing a phobia of paranoia.
1st man: whats up with him?

2nd man: hes a paraphobeanoid!
paraphobeanoid by southwalessniper November 24, 2009