Definitions by southwalessniper

Slud 

Slap and Thud in one word, the sound a .22 air rifle pellet makes when it hits a pidgeon.

man A: I went hunting today.
man B: You catch anything?
man A: Yeah, i hit a wood pidgeon right in the boiler room, you shouldve heard the SLUD!

Slud by southwalessniper July 12, 2012

bertie bellend 

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

bertie bellend by southwalessniper July 6, 2012

naked bed wrestling 

an alternative word to sex

1st man: whats all the bangin coming from upstairs?

2nd man: its peter and john their naked bed wrestling the dirty bumlovers!

naked bed wrestling by southwalessniper December 26, 2009

Remneck 

A cross between a remedial and a neck-ed.

1st man: look at that neck-ed tryin to get in the boot of his car!

2nd man: what a remneck!

Remneck by southwalessniper December 25, 2009

base-face

a person who has been taking amphetamine to long, resulting in a rough and toothless appearance

1st man: whats up with him?

2nd man: hes been on 7 grams a day for 10 years, hes got a proper base-face innit!

base-face by southwalessniper December 14, 2009

smackrat 

a person with a heroin addiction, mainly found lurking in alleys and sewers, they are grey in colour and are of a skelletal build, they are sensitive to sunlight which is why they only come out at night to score or beg or steal, usually wearing long sleeves.

see trainspotting. a film based on smackrats in scotland.

smackrat by southwalessniper December 14, 2009

cockbanger

an insult wich originates from barry in south wales u.k which is used as an alternative to, fag, queer, faggot, bumlover, poo pirate, fudge packer and so on

1st man: whys that guy looking at me like that?

2nd man: 'cos hes a cockbanger, didnt you know?

cockbanger by southwalessniper December 6, 2009