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pyrophobia 

Fear of pirates - uncontrollable anal twitch triggered by the sight of a gap toothed, patch wearing pirate.
Wendy was reluctant watch pirates of the carribean with her friends as she suffered badly from Pyrophobia.
pyrophobia by Yellow Beard August 4, 2006

pyrophobia 

When you have a fear of that scary fuck, Spyro the dragon, but also when you cannot pronounce the letter s.
-What's up with dickcunt over there?
-He's got pyrophobia.
-Still at least he isn't a junkie.
-What?
-Shut up (sound of gunshot)
pyrophobia by MasterG February 4, 2005

Panophobia 

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

podophobia 

An irrational fear of feet.
This fear can be of the persons own feet or feet of someone elses.
The fear can have different side affects such as fear of stepping in shoe shops or even shops that sell socks.
The fear can also be feet in general (Ex. looking at feet) or of looking and/or touching bare feet.

People with feet phobias are not diseased and there is nothing wrong with them.

Podophobia sufferers sometimes recieve taunts from non suffers:

Person one: Can you put some shoes on please?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Coz I have a foot phobia
Person two: hahahhahahahahahahhaha rotfl *waves feet in face*
Podophobia is a phobia of feet
podophobia by ljASHTON August 10, 2008

Pipophobia 

The fear of becoming a subject of a presidential Twitter post. For politicians, especially members of the president’s party serving in the United States Senate, the fear is existential.
From pipo which means tweet in Latin and the common root, phobia, meaning fear.
Senate Republicans were unjustly thought of as craven lackeys when, if fact, they suffered from acute pipophobia, a condition rendering them small shells of their former selves and too pitiable to be held accountable.
Pipophobia by Thomas Aitch July 16, 2020

pylephobia 

Pylephobia, or Pulviphobia means Fear of pillows.
The word pylephobia comes from the old english word pyle. The word Pulviphobia comes from the latin word pulvinus.
An example of pylephobia:

Me: Time to sleep
*Goes to bed*
*Gets all the pillows*

*Throws them in the trash can*
Me: Aight goodnight zZzZzzZZZzz
pylephobia by ThePhobiaGuy May 13, 2021