penophobe 

Person who is afraid of penises.

Also used to describe partner who is frigid or won't let you get to fourth base.

I havent had any sex for weeks, my girlfriends such a penophobe!

penophobe by Nemmie February 15, 2008

Panophobia 

Fear of everything

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

Panophobia by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010

penaphobia 

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...

Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.

penaphobia by Kelly April 19, 2005

pedophobe 

The opposite of a pedophile (depending on your definition). One who is afraid of and/or hates pre-pubescent kids to the point where it interrupts their lives.

The 1st grade teacher was secretly a pedophobe and resigned because he hated his class.

pedophobe by kmfr November 4, 2010

Penophile 

Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.

A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.

Penophile by shyder April 17, 2009

Penophile 

Someone who is overly fond of pens. They collect pens that are very particular about the pens they use. A person who goes around the office picking up other people's pens.

Wow Karley is such a penophile, she dipped with my best pens at the meeting!

Penophile by MiamiManny November 12, 2019

pwnophobia 

The fear of getting owned in a competitive online game such as Counter-Strike.

Some internet gamers often get pwnophobia when they go up against more skilled opponents.

pwnophobia by Antoshi September 1, 2008