Purple A's
When you're bagging so many A's in college that you feel like Jimi Hendrix rocking the campus, and you're just purple with vanity. The fucking best color a grade can be.
Purple A's by Zroogz June 6, 2018
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purple headed mushroom on a stick
purple headed mushroom on a stick by babygoose August 15, 2003
Shit a Purple Twinky
Frank: "Hey Bill, no one loves you. You're adopted!"
Bill: "Shut up Frank. Go shit a purple twinky..."
Bill: "Shut up Frank. Go shit a purple twinky..."
Shit a Purple Twinky by Hokie K February 20, 2008
shit a cold purple twinkie
A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.
shit a cold purple twinkie by nick May 26, 2006
Purple Ass Juice
Purple ass juice is a purple sticky liquid that leaks out of the buttocks.
It's usually produced as a result of having unprotected anal sex and the anal sphincter muscles tearing. If the individual who's 'giving' has an STI or has bad hygiene, the area could become infected, causing the teared area to swell and fill will liquid. If anything passes through the anus while the sphincter is swollen, it will rupture and a purple liquid will leak from the swollen area.
The liquid's colour is very similar to the colour of beetroot. It's texture is similar to jam, and it has a putrid smell.
Purple Ass Juice cannot be treated by any remedies or drugs, if one has Purple ass juice, one will have to wait for the body to fix the issue by itself.
It is a very painful experience and can cause the sufferer to become extremely emotional and even suicidal, especially if the sufferer fucked a male prostitute to spite their Filipino boyfriend who had just dumped them.
It's usually produced as a result of having unprotected anal sex and the anal sphincter muscles tearing. If the individual who's 'giving' has an STI or has bad hygiene, the area could become infected, causing the teared area to swell and fill will liquid. If anything passes through the anus while the sphincter is swollen, it will rupture and a purple liquid will leak from the swollen area.
The liquid's colour is very similar to the colour of beetroot. It's texture is similar to jam, and it has a putrid smell.
Purple Ass Juice cannot be treated by any remedies or drugs, if one has Purple ass juice, one will have to wait for the body to fix the issue by itself.
It is a very painful experience and can cause the sufferer to become extremely emotional and even suicidal, especially if the sufferer fucked a male prostitute to spite their Filipino boyfriend who had just dumped them.
Jimbob: Eh, me no wanna be with you no more. Me wanna be fwend. me no love you, me fuck you for good time. Me say bye.
*Dumpee has anal sex with male prostitute out of anger*
Purple Ass Juice victim: Oh shit, I've got purple ass juice dribbling down my arse, now I want to jump off a bridge. Boo hoo.
*Dumpee has anal sex with male prostitute out of anger*
Purple Ass Juice victim: Oh shit, I've got purple ass juice dribbling down my arse, now I want to jump off a bridge. Boo hoo.
Purple Ass Juice by Green_Vagina_(.Y.) May 14, 2012
purple ass in my face
purple ass in my face by radicalryno June 8, 2011
high as a kite and twice as purple
high as a kite and twice as purple by Chris Calvert April 16, 2004
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