Psychotomy

A mental condition where a person’s personality seems to have been split into two opposite and distinct behavioral patterns emerging randomly. The condition consists of mutually exclusive bipartition of the psyche; one side of the split psyche is void of empathy, conscience or concern and utilizes poor impulse control, the other side of the psyche contains empathy, caring, concern and the impulse control.
A person with this condition will interact and react changeably (between psyches’) to any given set of circumstances defying logic and, in many cases, common sense. The reactions and decisions of a person with this condition are difficult to predict and without pattern, i.e. it’s a coin toss as to which side of the psyche you’ll get.

Example 1: When the boss sends you an e-mail stating that he/she will be visiting your site and letting people go due to poor performance and to save money. Then, upon arrival, instead of letting people go he/she guarantees them that they will keep their jobs for at least another year.

Example 2: When your friend Joe tells you how much he hates Tom, so much so that he will rip him a new ass the next time he sees him; then when Joe meets up with Tom, Joe acts like he’s not even angry and actually feels sorry for Tom. A few days later Joe tells you again how much he hates Tom and when they meet up again Joe kicks his ass.

If you know people who are like that they have a condition called Psychotomy.

by DTaylor July 25, 2007

Reverse reverse psychology

Basically just plain ol' psychology. Reverse reverse psychology only exists when the other person assumes that you are doing reverse psychology on them (when you are not).

Sgt McDonut: "I wouldn't press the button that says 'eject' if I were you."

Pvt Cummings: "I know you're just reverse psychology'ing me, so I won't."

Sgt McDonut: "And that's exactly what I wanted you to do. The button was to eject me out of the plane, not you. Thankfully I factored in the possibility that you would think I'm doing reverse psychology. And even if I was unaware of your mental gymnastics, your reverse psychology guess would've screwed you anyway because the eject button for your seat was in my hands all this time. Get reverse reverse psychology 'd son."

*Pvt Cummings gets ejected out of the plane*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2021

Reverse Reverse Reverse Psychology

When you make the move that your opponent thinks you wouldn't do because they thought you would make the move they expected you to do because they think you were avoiding using the move that they wouldn't expect you to do.

Guy 1:How did you win that game?

Guy 2: I used Reverse Reverse Reverse Psychology, and his brain hurt so badly that he just surrendered

by drzech June 17, 2020

Reverse Psychology

is a manipulation technique that involves getting people to do things by prompting them to do the opposite.

For example, we wanted our friend to eat an entire 30 pc chic fil nugs before 2020 ended. We used reverse psychology and bet him that he couldn't which then forced him to have an internal battle to eat all the nugs. We all got what we wanted and our friend bringing in the new year with a belly full of chi fil a — IBC % on the rise

by Gas Station Chkn December 31, 2020

Psychopomp

Literally means "guide of the soul". A psychopomp is a conductor of people's souls who have passed, on escorting them to an afterlife. Depending on your beliefs, can be a god such as Odin or Anubis, an animal spirit such as a Raven, an Angel or Valkyrie, a loved one who has crossed over, or perhaps the most well known psychopomp of them all...the Grim Reaper.

In Greek mythology Charon was the ferryman of Hades, conducting the souls of the dead, as any psychopomp would, to their destination.

by OneBadAsp October 27, 2006

Finisher (Reverse Psychology)

When a girl uses reverse psychology during sex to finish you off (make you reach orgasm) while she's riding you, stroking you, etc.

If you say "I'm gonna cum!" she may respond with a verbal "finisher" that includes reverse psychology

- "Not yet!"
- "No you're not!"
- "No! Don't cum yet!"
- "No! You're not allowed to cum!"
- "No! Just wait a little longer!"
- "No! Try to last a little bit longer!"
- "No! Wait until I tell you to cum!"
- "No! I didn't say you could!"
- “No! I don’t want you to cum!”
- “No! I won’t let you!”
- "No! I can't let you!"
- "You're cumming?! No, wait!"
- "Nooo! Nooo! Nooo!"
- “No you won’t!”
- “Oh no you don’t!”
- “Oh no! Oh no!”
- “Nooooooo!”
- “Wait! Wait!”
- “Already?!”
- “So soon?!”
- "Wait, you can't cum yet!"
- "You better not cum!"
- "You better hold it in!"
- "Only if I let you!”
- “Just try to hold it in, babe! Please! For me!”
- "You'll cum only if / when I say you can cum!"
- "I'm gonna punish you if you cum!"
- "You'll be sorry if you cum!"
- “I’ll never let you cum! Never!”
- “Not until I cum first!”
- “If you cum first, you lose!”
- “If you cum, I’ll leave you tied up here!”
- “If you cum, I’ll never untie you!“

Finisher (Reverse Psychology)

by GirlsTyingUpGuys November 26, 2022

Battle Born Psychology

A method of couples reconciliation where couples agree to choose who gets final decision making authority for all types of situations to reduce arguments.

Last night my wife and I agreed to take Battle Born Psychology seriously to end our fighting and laid out twelve different situations where she gets final say and I get final say. Our agreements ended immediately.

by Golden029 November 16, 2019