OneBadAsp's definitions

Valkyrie

From Old Norse. Literally means "Choosers of the slain." Disir who at Odin or Freyja's command, select the most heroic warriors on the battlefield to die and conduct their souls through the Underworld to Asgard. (They also lead people who have died from other causes other than violent death on the path to Valhalla. They are psycho pomps.) Once there, they serve mead to those who have become Einherjar.

Often seen as riding wild wolves, or in some accounts soaring though the air like a raven scavenging for souls; Valkyries are beautiful shieldmaidens armed with helmets and spears. Although beautiful, they are war-like. Names of Valkyries often mean 'raging', 'shrieking', 'screaming', etc...

See Asatru, Heathen, Odinism

If you see a Valkyrie, it means only one thing, you're going to die.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Nymphomaniac

A woman who wants lots of sex or sex with more than one person. Commonly used by men to describe a woman who knows more about sex than they do or wants it more than they feel like providing.

Kimberly was called a nymphomaniac by certain men only because she was knew more and was better at it then most.

by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006

Black Mead

An alcoholic drink. When Mead is brewed with black currants it is called black mead.

Scarlett had never tasted black mead before.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Sack Mead

Extremely sweet mead. When mead is made with more honey than normal, it is called sack mead.

Woah, this sack mead is sweet!

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Important

Something or someone who affects the course of events or the nature of things. Someone or something significant, vaulable, and meaningful.

Computerized voice: "Your call is important to us, please stand by, an operator will be with you in a moment...(switches to annoying music)".

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Regret

A feeling often accompanied by sadness, shame, and guilt; regret is when you wish you had done things differently in your past.

"I have many regrets in life, but you were not one of them."

by OneBadAsp November 4, 2006

Florida Cracker

A rare breed, a true Native Floridian, whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. Not at all like what most people nowadays picture as a Floridian. A Florida Cracker is a true Southerner, not a transplant from a Northern state. The Florida Cracker is kin to the Georgia Cracker.

People ask me where I am from, assuming everyone in Florida must be from another state and are shocked to learn that I am a Florida Cracker.

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006