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shotgun

1. A smoothbore gun that fires shot over short ranges.

2. The act of inhailing marijuana smoke forced into one's mouth by another's exhaling.

3. To obtain by coercion.

4. To ride shotgun is to ride next to.
1. Jane heard her dog barking so she loaded her shotgun.

2. At the party everyone was setting around smoking and shotgunning weed.

3. Vicky was hopping for a shotgun wedding because she was pregnant.

4. I hate it when you ride shotgun to me, you make it hard for me to drive!
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Viper

1. A venomous snake having a single pair of long, hollow venom conducting fangs and a thick, heavy body. There are about 200 species of viper in the world. They eat small animals and hunt by striking, then trailing their prey. Most are terrestrial, and a few are arboreal.

2. A person regarded as malicious and treacherous.

3. The most powerful production car made by Dodge. The Viper is a modern day American muscle car that began being sold in 1992 and still continues to this day. See Dodge Viper.
1. "If a viper lives in your room and you wish to have a peaceful sleep, you must first chase it out." — Buddha

2. Terra was a viper, always spreading malicious gossip and backstabbing her so-called friends.

3. The Dodge Viper was THE sports car of the 90's!
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Anger

A strong feeling of displeasure and/or hostility usually caused by someone or something that offends, threatens, or hurts you in some way. It can be good or bad depending on what you do with it and whether or not your grievance is real or imagined.

Anger is an active and passive emotion. When "active" an angry person can "lash out" verbally or physically at an intended target whether justified or not. When "passive" anger is often demonstrated in silence, sulking, passive-aggressive behavior (hostility) and tension.
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006
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Hugin

One of Odin's ravens, otherwise known as Thought. See Thought and Memory.
"Hugin thought he knew it all
Munin did remeber the fall
They would search the world for me
Telling tales of what they'd see"
by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006
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Mudslide

An alcoholic drink which many bar and grills are inept at making correctly. A mudslide consists of equal parts Vodka, Kahlua, and Bailey’s Irish Cream. Should be served with cracked ice in an pre-chilled old-fashion glass or you can make a frozen mudslide dessert in a blender by adding 2 to 3 scoops vanilla ice cream. Both versions are delicious.
I hate it when I have to tell the bartender what a drink is and how you make it, particularly when it is such a well-known one such as a mudslide.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Quantum

The smallest bit of something which can possibly exist. For example, light energy comes in quanta which are known as photons, and can be thought of as particles of light. You cannot have an amount of light more than nothing but less than one photon.
To use the phrase 'quantum leap' as a monumental jump is extremely funny when you realize that a quantum anything would be the smallest thing imaginable.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Arrow of Time

The direction of time associated with entropy increasing, people growing old and dying, coffee mugs breaking, and the like.
The Arrow of Time as hit me again as I watch many things I loved disapear.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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