Definitions by Golden029

Achoo PU 

When a person sneezes then farts.

There is no better place to Achoo PU then on a date. Winner winner chicken Achoo.

Achoo PU by Golden029 January 22, 2020

Battle Born Psychology 

A method of couples reconciliation where couples agree to choose who gets final decision making authority for all types of situations to reduce arguments.

Last night my wife and I agreed to take Battle Born Psychology seriously to end our fighting and laid out twelve different situations where she gets final say and I get final say. Our agreements ended immediately.

Battle Born Psychology by Golden029 November 16, 2019

Uber Slow 

When you are not getting enough Uber rides.

Today was Uber Slow to the point of pulling my hair out. No money made today!

Uber Slow by Golden029 May 24, 2019

Lickitydipitin 

Food you want to lick after being dipped in chocolate.

The Melting Pot’s fondu makes Toni want to Lickitydipitin their dessert in her mouth.

Lickitydipitin by Golden029 April 28, 2019

Mocha Choka BullShit 

Coffee from a large corporate coffee company.

Hit Starbucks today and man they weren’t kidding about the Mocha Choka Bullshit.

Mocha Choka BullShit by Golden029 April 14, 2019

Lyft-ed 

A lifted vehicle used for Lyft.

My ride to the airport this morning was Lyft-ed.

Lyft-ed by Golden029 April 1, 2019

Jeepizza 

When someone hopes into a Jeep to go get a pizza.

It’s Jeepizza time! Time to take the doors off grab some grub.

Jeepizza by Golden029 February 5, 2019