promed

for when someone gets unbelievably drunk that all memory is lost and the past nights events are so regrettable that you wish you could relive it this usually happens at proms and school dances

"omg did you see me last night i was so promed"

"did you see john last night man that guy was promed"

by murphy1990 January 16, 2010

Promed

To have sex with

I promed that bitch on prom night.
Man i prommed her so hard.

by Sgt.Sausage September 19, 2011

Seizure Procedure

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018

prometheus school of running away from things

A saying that is applied when somethimg is falling on or chasing someone, and instead of turning and running to get out of the path of the object, this person runs straight instead.

The man ran was about to be crushed by the falling building because he obviously went to the prometheus school of running away from things.

by JokinWaffle March 27, 2016

premedicated murder

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.

Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.

by ocius1 February 23, 2011

promenaded

"To be Promenaded" -to be promised a wonderful pedestrian-friendly main street area by housing developers before you purchase their expensive homes - then to have that promise disappear after they have banked your money.

To be duped, tricked, lied to, deceived or by (someone) by being cunning or skillful.
"buyers can be tricked by savvy sellers"
synonyms: deceive, delude, hoodwink, mislead, take in, dupe, fool, double-cross, cheat, defraud, swindle, gull, hoax, bamboozle, entrap;

More
use deception to make someone do (something).
"he tricked her into parting with the money"
use deception to deprive someone of (something).
"the king was tricked out of his land"

The city of Dublin, California was most definitely promenaded in the neighborhoods off Tassajara in the early 21st century.

The city of DiRanchtown, California was most definitely promenaded in the neighborhoods off Tassajara in the early 21st century. But then fortunately for the residents, the community fought back.

by KittywithaK May 23, 2014

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Everything: Dead

by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021