Promenade 

A stroll or walk through a beautiful place

The married couple went through a park during a promenade.

Promenade by WassabiChild February 22, 2017

Promenade 

A type of drink, like Lemonade but made with Pomegranates.
The flesh of which is the same colour as your Liver because it's named after the Titan Prometheus who was punished by Zeus for stealing fire and his punishment was to be tied to a rock foe eternity (that's where the Granite comes from in Pomegranate) and Eagles were sent down to peck out his liver, therefore Pomegranate and the drink Promenade

Henry loved Promenade and thought it was nice and fizzy. Therefore he named his series of classical concerts after his favourite drink.

Promenade by DetailedSubset August 20, 2011

promenade 

a name of a song by ELP from the album "A Picture Of An Exhibition"

composer of 'promenade' is Modest Musogorksky

promenade by Matt Dower June 5, 2003

Rainbow Unicorn Promenade

A rather enjoyable sexual activity that involves a male shitting (preferably diarrhea) into a woman's vagina while she is well into her period. After the shit is thoroughly stuffed into it's proper crevice, the crap/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male participant while he repeats the phrase "I'm a pretty pony" until the last drop has been queefed out of the vagina. After this step is complete, the male removes the glass dildo (Note: try to use glass to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his ass, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. While this step is going on, the female must repeat "You're a pretty pony" until the glass dildo has been secured to the forehead.

It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.

Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.

I didn't think too much of our neighbors, but after I saw their Rainbow Unicorn Promenade I think they are perhaps the most interesting couple on the street!

Rainbow Unicorn Promenade by October VanDouchlehemier July 25, 2010

play shuffleboard on the promenade 

1. to have no plans; idle
2. an illusory plan
3. a daily plan for the unemployed

"What are your plans for today?" the father asked his unemployed daughter.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.

play shuffleboard on the promenade by sgjd2010 January 10, 2011

hicksville promenade 

The drunken stumble exhibited by citizens of Hicksville while heading home from a night of revelry or a DUI stop.

I see ol' Jack taught him the hicksville promenade.

hicksville promenade by myk247365 January 25, 2021

Programmer Promenade 

A walk or stroll taken by a computer programmer which allows them to put distance between themselves and their work.

Programmers engaging in this behavior are usually still working while the change of scenery helps them perform the mental gymnastics of problem solving. They can frequently be seen carrying insulated cups of coffee when performing this activity.

Plural: When more than one programmer engages in this behavior it is known as a 'Programmer Prom' when standing side by side or 'Programmer Parade' when standing in queue.

James took a programmer promenade this morning to look at the flowers.

Programmer Promenade by Mother of the Nerds June 10, 2024