A rather enjoyable sexual activity that involves a male shitting (preferably
diarrhea) into a woman's vagina while she is well into her period. After the shit is thoroughly stuffed into it's proper crevice, the
crap/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male participant while he repeats the phrase "I'm a pretty
pony" until the last
drop has been queefed out of the vagina. After this step is complete, the male removes the glass
dildo (Note: try to use glass to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his ass, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. While this step is going on, the female must repeat "You're a pretty pony" until the glass
dildo has been secured to the forehead.
It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this
time from the sheer sexual energy of this
act. If that happens, simply collect the
cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.
Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.