Promod

Any car that is faster than your current car. Promod is a common excuse owners of slower vehicles use to justify their cars inadequacies, compared to others.

“Did you see how fast Jared’s car went?” “Who cares, it’s a promod.”

by TTmustanggappedu May 22, 2019

promortalism

Promortalism, also known as hyphenated form pro-mortalism, is a philosophical position for any sentient being, it is always the best to die as soon as possible.

He committed suicide with the suicide note that is saying he subscribes to promortalism.

by Promortalist June 11, 2018

promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

by slipsheet June 25, 2006

Pomodore

A redskinned person who hasn't done anything special in his life.

Everything is new for that stupid pomodore.

by Migh June 29, 2009

promosm

often used on yt to promote videos; often found in spam comments, or ppl who want to help increase your social following

i.e

guy1 *uploads video*

guy2 sick video.

also guy2: *comments promosm*

by youtubeslangdudee May 11, 2022

Promorexia

An eating disorder that can occur up to a year, but usually a month before Prom. Mainly occuring in young women, characterized by a self-induced starvation in order to fit into their Prom dresses or feel better about buying a slightly smaller size (which never works). Exercise in the form of "Prom night sex" usually follows Promorexia.

Will: "Dude, none of the girls are eating lunch."

John: "Yeah man, it's a month to Prom: Promorexia season."

by HiBillyMaysHere October 30, 2011

Klingon Promotion

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.

Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.

by UDTaco April 28, 2010