Premortem 

1. The very last part of one's path.
2. Alternative way of spelling antemortem.

1. I hope your premortem breaths are worth the damn wait.
2. I just defined antemortem and premortem.

Premortem by hecajoda March 31, 2010

pre-mortem 

Reviewing the details of why a product or project launch will fail BEFORE the product actually launches. This is distinct in nature from a post-mortem, which FOLLOWS a failed product or project launch.

The group of product managers congregated in the kitchen to conduct a pre-mortem of the soon-to-be released cell phone device.

pre-mortem by shmoozle October 28, 2010

premorse 

1.) n. Portmanteau - pre-emptive remorse. When you're okay with the regret and shame you're going to feel (oxymoronic as that may seem), usually for instant gratification.

2.) adj. some real word meaning "having jagged edges" or something. Probably fits.

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Mike: I can't believe I'm gonna have sex with this chick. She is way too fat and ugly. I'm never gonna hear the end of this one.
Tonya: Keep your premorseful thoughts to yourself.

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Fratty Ice Light: I have a test tomorrow. I should really study tonight. I'm gonna be so pissed at myself for gettin drunk tonight.
Fratty Ice: Sounds like you've got some premorse. You need to shotgun a beer or else take that pussy talk to Alpha Phi's.

premorse by testicles...that is all August 14, 2010

premorse 

The feeling that you're about to regret something just before you do it anyway (against your better judgment), which is immediately followed by the action and the confirmation that it was a bad idea; remorse suffered in advance.

Also shows up as that little voice in your head which says, "I've got a bad feeling about this...."

Just as I had a sense of premorse that I should grab a napkin before eating any more blueberry pie, a giant blue glob fell off of my fork onto my white shirt.

Or, for those who work on cars or other mechanical objects, the sense of premorse that you should reposition your hand, just before the wrench slips and you bang up your knuckles on something hard and painful.

premorse by Gapgrin July 8, 2009

Pre-mortem 

An analysis or discussion of an event held before the incident occurred, especially in order to determine why it would be a failure.

A pre-mortem of your actions, will inspire you to plan ahead for the future.

Pre-mortem by KIMCHIOTL May 28, 2018

Buyer's Premorse

The feeling of regret experienced when purchasing a product but BEFORE the individual makes the purchase. (Similar to Buyer's Remorse but happens beforehand, not after the fact.)

I've got a bad case of buyer's premorse and am going to complain about the Kickstarter product before I've even experienced it.

Buyer's Premorse by Asking For A Comrade May 2, 2022

Premoted 

The act of being given permission to work at home

Wow Lila, congrats on being premoted! Now you can work in your parents’ basement for the rest of your career.

Premoted by Lailo April 11, 2019