The feeling that you're about to regret something just before you do it anyway (against your better judgment), which is immediately followed by the action and the confirmation that it was a bad idea; remorse suffered in advance.
Also shows up as that little voice in your head which says, "I've got a bad feeling about this...."
Also shows up as that little voice in your head which says, "I've got a bad feeling about this...."
Just as I had a sense of premorse that I should grab a napkin before eating any more blueberry pie, a giant blue glob fell off of my fork onto my white shirt.
Or, for those who work on cars or other mechanical objects, the sense of premorse that you should reposition your hand, just before the wrench slips and you bang up your knuckles on something hard and painful.
Or, for those who work on cars or other mechanical objects, the sense of premorse that you should reposition your hand, just before the wrench slips and you bang up your knuckles on something hard and painful.
by Gapgrin July 08, 2009
To pull an answer completely out of your backside, with the air of authority suggesting that it was well researched and irrefutable.
Origin: A compound phrase derived from rect- (the sphincter from which worthless substances are magically produced) + extrapolate (to extend a trend, conclusion, or other information from existing data).
Origin: A compound phrase derived from rect- (the sphincter from which worthless substances are magically produced) + extrapolate (to extend a trend, conclusion, or other information from existing data).
When asked about the daily sales figures, I rectstrapolated a prime number, a completely made-up figure that my boss took as gospel truth.
by Gapgrin September 05, 2019
To modify an official document (often with a Sharpie®) to rewrite history and prove that, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, you were right all along.
Origin: From Gaelic name Dòmhnall > from the Proto-Celtic *Dumno-ualos ("world-ruler" or "world-wielder") + -mander > from Latin mandatum ‘something commanded’, from manus ‘small hand’ + dare ‘give’
Origin: From Gaelic name Dòmhnall > from the Proto-Celtic *Dumno-ualos ("world-ruler" or "world-wielder") + -mander > from Latin mandatum ‘something commanded’, from manus ‘small hand’ + dare ‘give’
The path of hurricane Dorian was donniemandered on the official forecast chart to include Alabama, who was feeling left out of the storm parties.
by Gapgrin September 05, 2019