Premoted

The act of being given permission to work at home

Wow Lila, congrats on being premoted! Now you can work in your parents’ basement for the rest of your career.

by Lailo April 11, 2019

promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

by slipsheet June 25, 2006

Rapidly Promoted Executive

An ending in the Henry Stickmin game: Infiltrating the Airship where you break into the airship and become the leader of the villanous Toppat Clan.

A: What's your favourite Infiltrating the Airship rank?
B:Rapidly Promoted Executive!

by I like Tomatoes January 2, 2021

promoted content

Another euphemism for "sponsored content" which itself is a euphemism for clickbait advertising for morons.

They're starting to label clickbait scams with "promoted contented" instead of "sponsored content". Whatevrer. You have to be a moron to click that shit.

by therealmookmerkin April 12, 2019

Promotedge

(n.) A word, used for a group of nonjudgmental, imaginative observers who are explorers of the advertising realm at heart. Often seen sporting navy blue. Maintain caution, as they tend to have stupendous comebacks.

Promotedge is the all-in-one branding and digital marketing solution for my business.

by dekisugidoesthiswork November 23, 2021