premorse 

1.) n. Portmanteau - pre-emptive remorse. When you're okay with the regret and shame you're going to feel (oxymoronic as that may seem), usually for instant gratification.

2.) adj. some real word meaning "having jagged edges" or something. Probably fits.

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Mike: I can't believe I'm gonna have sex with this chick. She is way too fat and ugly. I'm never gonna hear the end of this one.
Tonya: Keep your premorseful thoughts to yourself.

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Fratty Ice Light: I have a test tomorrow. I should really study tonight. I'm gonna be so pissed at myself for gettin drunk tonight.
Fratty Ice: Sounds like you've got some premorse. You need to shotgun a beer or else take that pussy talk to Alpha Phi's.

premorse by testicles...that is all August 14, 2010

premorse 

The feeling that you're about to regret something just before you do it anyway (against your better judgment), which is immediately followed by the action and the confirmation that it was a bad idea; remorse suffered in advance.

Also shows up as that little voice in your head which says, "I've got a bad feeling about this...."

Just as I had a sense of premorse that I should grab a napkin before eating any more blueberry pie, a giant blue glob fell off of my fork onto my white shirt.

Or, for those who work on cars or other mechanical objects, the sense of premorse that you should reposition your hand, just before the wrench slips and you bang up your knuckles on something hard and painful.

premorse by Gapgrin July 8, 2009

Buyer's Premorse

The feeling of regret experienced when purchasing a product but BEFORE the individual makes the purchase. (Similar to Buyer's Remorse but happens beforehand, not after the fact.)

I've got a bad case of buyer's premorse and am going to complain about the Kickstarter product before I've even experienced it.

Buyer's Premorse by Asking For A Comrade May 2, 2022

Premortem 

1. The very last part of one's path.
2. Alternative way of spelling antemortem.

1. I hope your premortem breaths are worth the damn wait.
2. I just defined antemortem and premortem.

Premortem by hecajoda March 31, 2010

Premorisent 

Premorisent (adj.)
A fleeting awareness that you may be the first person to experience a specific moment, say a unique sentence, or stand exactly where you are—unrepeatable and unshared by anyone before you.

• He paused mid-sentence, struck by a premorisent moment—had anyone ever said those words before?
• The rooftop was empty, silent, premorisent.
• She stood on the shoreline, feeling strangely premorisent, like the first and only witness.

Premorisent by ELN. April 24, 2025