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pre-mortem 

Reviewing the details of why a product or project launch will fail BEFORE the product actually launches. This is distinct in nature from a post-mortem, which FOLLOWS a failed product or project launch.
The group of product managers congregated in the kitchen to conduct a pre-mortem of the soon-to-be released cell phone device.
pre-mortem by shmoozle October 28, 2010
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Pre-mortem 

An analysis or discussion of an event held before the incident occurred, especially in order to determine why it would be a failure.
A pre-mortem of your actions, will inspire you to plan ahead for the future.
Pre-mortem by KIMCHIOTL May 28, 2018

pre-post mortem face 

When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.
That meth head has pre-post mortem face.
pre-post mortem face by Elwood82 February 4, 2016

Premortem 

1. The very last part of one's path.
2. Alternative way of spelling antemortem.
1. I hope your premortem breaths are worth the damn wait.
2. I just defined antemortem and premortem.
Premortem by hecajoda March 31, 2010

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026