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pre-mortem 

Reviewing the details of why a product or project launch will fail BEFORE the product actually launches. This is distinct in nature from a post-mortem, which FOLLOWS a failed product or project launch.
The group of product managers congregated in the kitchen to conduct a pre-mortem of the soon-to-be released cell phone device.
pre-mortem by shmoozle October 28, 2010
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Pre-mortem 

An analysis or discussion of an event held before the incident occurred, especially in order to determine why it would be a failure.
A pre-mortem of your actions, will inspire you to plan ahead for the future.
Pre-mortem by KIMCHIOTL May 28, 2018

pre-post mortem face 

When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.
That meth head has pre-post mortem face.
pre-post mortem face by Elwood82 February 4, 2016

Premortem 

1. The very last part of one's path.
2. Alternative way of spelling antemortem.
1. I hope your premortem breaths are worth the damn wait.
2. I just defined antemortem and premortem.
Premortem by hecajoda March 31, 2010
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