hecajoda's definitions

Necrozoophilia

The sexual paraphilia that's caracterized by intercourse between a human and a dead animal.

I'm the coolest kid around, my necrozoophilia allows me to fuck dead animals like there's no tomorrow. Just now I'm in the mood to kill a mocking bird and fuck it in its mocking, lifeless throat.

by hecajoda April 21, 2010

Premortem

1. The very last part of one's path.
2. Alternative way of spelling antemortem.

1. I hope your premortem breaths are worth the damn wait.
2. I just defined antemortem and premortem.

by hecajoda March 31, 2010

Antemortem

1. Event that occurs before going beyond NDE (+NDE), landing on absolute DE (death experience) and finally knowing what's the deal with death.
2. Alternative way of spelling premortem.

1. I wish I could have ten billion premortem good LSD trips.
2. I wonder if someone's already defined the terms antemortem and premortem.

by hecajoda March 31, 2010