3 definitions by hecajoda

Premortem

1. The very last part of one's path.
2. Alternative way of spelling antemortem.

1. I hope your premortem breaths are worth the damn wait.
2. I just defined antemortem and premortem.

by hecajoda March 31, 2010

Antemortem

1. Event that occurs before going beyond NDE (+NDE), landing on absolute DE (death experience) and finally knowing what's the deal with death.
2. Alternative way of spelling premortem.

1. I wish I could have ten billion premortem good LSD trips.
2. I wonder if someone's already defined the terms antemortem and premortem.

by hecajoda March 31, 2010

Necrozoophilia

The sexual paraphilia that's caracterized by intercourse between a human and a dead animal.

I'm the coolest kid around, my necrozoophilia allows me to fuck dead animals like there's no tomorrow. Just now I'm in the mood to kill a mocking bird and fuck it in its mocking, lifeless throat.

by hecajoda April 21, 2010