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Pre-mortem 

An analysis or discussion of an event held before the incident occurred, especially in order to determine why it would be a failure.
A pre-mortem of your actions, will inspire you to plan ahead for the future.
Pre-mortem by KIMCHIOTL May 28, 2018

pre-post mortem face 

When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.
That meth head has pre-post mortem face.
pre-post mortem face by Elwood82 February 4, 2016

Premortem 

1. The very last part of one's path.
2. Alternative way of spelling antemortem.
1. I hope your premortem breaths are worth the damn wait.
2. I just defined antemortem and premortem.
Premortem by hecajoda March 31, 2010
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026